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Have you ever...?


This is just for some of those absent minded things that everyone does, like walking into a room and forgetting why you went in there. 


Have you ever saw something white on your bread and preferred to think it was flour instead of the beginnings of mold?


Have you ever locked your keys in the car on the same trip that you were going to get duplicates made? *guilty*



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I've done the first one!


Have you ever been typing the humping emoticon and not noticed your boss standing behind you?



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Better yet, have you said something really bad about your boss as he's walking up right behind you and can hear you?


 


Guilty.



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Or, have you ever been the one the person who was slandering the boss was talking to, and you're trying to motion to them that the boss is right there without being obvious?

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I've found that coughing and having really shifty eyes tends to work.


And yes, I've been that person too.



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All right, I was kidding but you guys have just been plain screwed!!! 

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Ever looked for your sunglasses only to realize they're on you head?

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Have you ever spent over 30 minutes looking for your sunglasses before you realize they're on your head? *guilty*

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Did you ever get to the point of toweling off after a shower, and then realize that you didn't rinse the shampoo out of your hair?

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No but that's friggen hilarious.  I can picture you w/ a towel around your waist and a head full of foam!!! 

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Have you guys been checked for Alzheimers??


 


Just kidding, the enter a room thing and do not know why happens a lot on my end!



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Of course, when it happens it's after I'm dry and only the foam is left.  Back under the spray!




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