boy and girl get divorced...boy gets new girl...boy sends new girl flowers for her B-day using old flower delivery account....ex wife gets delivery notice in her email. Posts on facebook about stupid ex husband.

second story....Sparky goes home after work...takes clothes off...puts shirt into dryer to un wrinkle it...goes upstairs in underwear while said shirt is in dreyer.....sparky comes downstairs and finds neighbors three year old standing in the living room...kiddo asks "where asson at?" Sparky gets red...and tells her to go home and find her daddy. poor kid is going to be scarred for life...seeing her friends dad in his underwear.