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My dream job- to be a judge!


I really always have wanted to be a judge. This story reminds me why. Yes they can be clever and hopefully deter similar behavior!


 


OLATHE, Kansas (AP) -- A high school student convicted of battery for vomiting on his Spanish teacher has been ordered to spend the next four months cleaning up after people who throw up in police cars.


Johnson County Magistrate Judge Michael Farley said during the sentencing Tuesday that he considered the boy's actions "an assault upon the dignity of all teachers."


The teen, now 17, vomited on teacher David Young as he turned in his textbook on the last day of classes at Olathe Northwest High School. His attorney, Brian Costello, said the student vomited because he was nervous about his final exams.


But two other students testified that the teen said he threw up intentionally. One girl said he told her in advance that he planned to throw up on Young on the last day of school. The girl wasn't in class when the teen threw up, but she testified that the boy later told her, "You missed it. I did it."


Young said the student, who was failing his class, made no effort to avoid throwing up on him. "I was just sort of stunned," he said.



Copyright 2005 The Associated Press. All rights



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   If I were a judge there would be a pic of Roy bean on the wall behind me , not to many repeat offenders in my court house.

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crite that ain't no punishment! how many people throw up in police cars! have the kid clean the backs of taxis or the public bus!!

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JD there are probably more than we think. Drunk drivers, public drunkeness, etc...


 



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I bet you are right Ruby. I bet most of these happen after bar-time too, so I hope this kid gets calls at 3 in the morning "we will be stopping by shortly- have your mop and bucket ready"- I'd think they'd have to do it that way, cuz the kid would be breaking curfew otherwise....   

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I just love clever judges!

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King Solomon was a good role model.  Puke duty, that would do it for me.  Worse than the puke would be realizing that I looked just like these folks when I heaved.  And the kid in question was sober!  Feather trick?  Good 'ol finger on the uvala?  Pauley Shore movie?

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I am pretty clever sometimes, try not to be TOO judgemental......'cept in this case!

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lol - Pauley Shore

My wife just about lost it in church Sunday. My nephew was not feeling well. He was on his way to the bathroom but didn't make it . . . he threw up right beside her and tried to catch it in his hands. She looked up just in time to see it and almost did the same.







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I'm a very hard person to gross out or scare.  But man, just the sound of someone throwing up triggers the gag reflex in me...

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Hey, someday Ruby can take over for Judy. Well be watching "Judge Ruby" every day at 4:00.




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I have been to Olathe Kansas.  Not a lot to talk about becasue it is such a quiet rural town.  Not surprised that was a headliner.

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I have changed my mind.  I would like to be a pro golfer.  but because of my age, would have to join the seniors.  I always wanted to be a tennis player too.  Played in High School and College.  But the surfing got in the way of my training.  OK, maybe I will be a surfer.

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Face it CP - you don't know what you want to be when you grow up.

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Me neither and sometimes that really sucks!

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I wanna be a dj!


 



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I wanna be a lottery winner when I grow up...

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MZ what would you do with your winnings?

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If I won the lottery...  I would start a new thread!



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Would that be the 'I have a lot of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$' thread?

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Aw man, I wish I'd thought of that before I made the other thread!  Good one, Fuzzy!

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I guess it is true.  I don't know what I want to be when I grow up.  Must be my midlife crisis.

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What makes you think that you will know what you want to be when you grow up in 20 years?

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Good question.  I am in the process of changing careers now.  Very scary for me at my age, but I just cannot work within the contsraints of the man anymore.  I am going back to being self employed.

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Do it! You are the man! We will support you any way we can, except financially of course.   You will be fine.

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You are quite correct fuzzy.  I am a firm believer that success comes to those that make things happen and work, work, work.  My philosophy is bite off more than I can chew and then chew like crazy.  Well, I took the bite and leveraged my house and savings against a business loan.  Makes me more motivated.

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That will do it. The best of luck to you. More power.

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