Don't you hate it when you leave the house thinking you look great, but when you get to work under that wonderful florescent lighting, you realize your shirt is stained?
This is why I rarely ever wear white tops. Pambo is very fond of wearing the white one. She would slap the hell out of me if I told you guys the white shirt story... maybe someday.
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Worse than something on the shelf, don't you hate it when you manage to get something down the shirt? I swear, I could be wearing a turtleneck and still manage to get food in there.
I don't even own a white t-shirt. Too tired of the kethup, coffee, and chocolate that always finds its way onto them.
I hate it when I run out of creamer for my coffee! I claim to love coffee. Not true. Won't touch the stuff if I have to drink it black or with powdered crap.
I do hate it when stuff falls down the shirt. It invariably happens when one is in a situation where it is not possible to retrieve it without amusing several other people.
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Dontcha hate it when someone is trying so very hard to make you care about something you simply don't? Mz's friends marital woes reminded me that Peggy's wedding is coming up. He is trying so hard to make me jealous but I just don't care. I hope it works for him, though I'm pretty sure it won't.
Just thought of this one because dude walked by my desk for like the 8th time today giving me that same forelorn look he has been giving me every day since he assailed me into reading the "vows" he wrote and asked for my opinion. I read them and replied, "Sounds good. Go for it. Just try to say it without crying like usual." He's actually upset because I didn't offer rewrites, suggestions, or get all choked up. Again... I just don't care.
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Agreed. I had the same problem with the ex-roomie. Sorry dude, I can't get excited over something I think is a major mistake. I kind of just nodded and said something to the effect of, "That's nice," when they showed me the "wedding pictures." (Yup, that's the inside of a courtroom, how beautiful.)
Dontcha hate it when some jackarse finds the light switch on the wall in the office and feels that it is funny to repetitively shut it off and announce "Time to go home!".
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Dontcha hate it when some freakin' body always jacks up your simple plan?
My simple plan: Empty out the back of the Excursion, remove the third row seat... drive to Home Depot, buy some stuff, load it in the back of the Excursion, go home, unload, go to Sutherlands, buy some stuff, load it in the back of the Excursion, go home, unload it... put the third row seat back, put the originally removed stuff back in the Excursion.
Now all of a sudden I have to go frigging rent a truck because somebody noticed that I have spare $$ and a plan so NOW the Excursion needs to go in the shop. This after he already forced the change of plans to get a trailer that is now not 'get-able' because the frigging Excursion will be in the shop.
You have now changed my plan TWICE in the last day... and you wonder why I get so irritated with you?!?!?!?
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Dontcha hate it when the loud talker is on their cell phone in the public restroom? Especially when you are having to hear all about their personal life while you are trying to do your business. I do... and I'm just the jerk to make the toilet flush 5 times in a row.
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Me either, but this woman was in the stall just gabbing away very loudly. It really echos off the tile. Ah well... whomever she was speaking to got an ear full of flushing toilets.
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That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.