I watched Zombieland last night. That's got some golden quotes in it.
(One of the main characters has been looking for a Twinkie during the whole movie) "Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?"
"Human Happy Meal"
Running from a zombie towards another living human with a baseball bat, "Don't swing, don't swing..." slides under baseball bat, "Swing!"
The main character of the movie has a set of rules for dealing with zombies. I think there's some things that I'm going to start referring to by rule number. Rule #1 Cardio (so you can outrun zombies, "the first to go are the fatties" Rule #2 The Double Tap (which means to always shoot a zombie one last time after you think it's dead, just to be sure) Rule #4 Wear Seatbelts Rule #31 Check the back seat
Yesterday as I was helping empty out a coworkers desk, we were carrying things to her car and I found myself quoting Steve Martin in the "Jerk". "This is all I need, just this chair, and that's all I need". I find myself quoting that a lot.
Yesterday evening, Isaac (7 year old) and I were at the store waiting in line to check out.
Right now is Isaac's "lunar time" when every little thing gets on his nerves.
So, we're behind this family with a couple kids between 2 and 4 who are ... let's say "high spirited", and the mother obviously at her witts end is getting on to them non-stop.
Meanwhile, Isaac is looking at a DVD for "Alice in Wonderland", and I notice he's clenching his fists and I'm thinking "oh crap, he's gonna blow". And before I knew it, he's up between the kids and the mom, covers his ears and yells, "JABBERWOCKYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"
O M G!!!! How embarrasing! I politely apologized and got in another line. They did shut up, though... all of them...
-- Edited by disco strangler on Friday 23rd of July 2010 09:58:06 AM
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Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast. Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
I could watch the anchor fight a zillion time from "Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy"
Oh, yeah... That was "Seven" -- Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, (Kevin Spacey ? I think).
Interestingly enough, we just saw this movie for the first time on Friday night.
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"Tell me, does it move you, Does it soothe you, Does it fill your heart and soul with the roots of rock & roll? When you can't get through it you can listen to it with a 'na na na na', Well I've been there before" -"Been There Before" by Hanson
"It's good to be the King." - History of the World, Part 1
We say that one, too. Funny movie with a lot of good one-liners.
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"Tell me, does it move you, Does it soothe you, Does it fill your heart and soul with the roots of rock & roll? When you can't get through it you can listen to it with a 'na na na na', Well I've been there before" -"Been There Before" by Hanson
Yesterday as I was helping empty out a coworkers desk, we were carrying things to her car and I found myself quoting Steve Martin in the "Jerk". "This is all I need, just this chair, and that's all I need". I find myself quoting that a lot.
My sister & I do that bit all the time, too. Classic!
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"Tell me, does it move you, Does it soothe you, Does it fill your heart and soul with the roots of rock & roll? When you can't get through it you can listen to it with a 'na na na na', Well I've been there before" -"Been There Before" by Hanson
For me, it's pretty much... Every. Single. Line. In "This Is Spinal Tap."
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"Tell me, does it move you, Does it soothe you, Does it fill your heart and soul with the roots of rock & roll? When you can't get through it you can listen to it with a 'na na na na', Well I've been there before" -"Been There Before" by Hanson
I must confess I like to say "Yippee Ki Ay Mother..." from Die Hard when appropriate. And NO.... I don't say the last word. It's left dangling out there.
I use that one too, but I must confess that I use all of the wording. And of course, the always popular Dirty Harry line, "Go ahead, make my day!", usually coupled with, "...you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?". Yeah... two different movies, but they work well together.
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