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Important Women's Health Issue


Important Women's Health Issue:

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or 
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident 
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of 
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing 
to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas 
almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can 
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want 
to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will 
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start 
living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or 
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind 
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering 
when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over 
and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically 
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas. 


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Thats funny! smile.gif

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Do not consume Margaritas and operate heavy machinery.

Margaritas are available in liquid and frozen form.

What's the recommended dosage?

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I say we should do some preventative maintenance. Who is in?

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OOO me! ME! PICK ME!!

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Well, since it's for our health...

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Shouldn't we have something to go with it like chips? Maybe we can get whole gain chips. And salsa. Salsa is all about veggies. nod.gif

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I really enjoy the line:

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.


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Way too funny of timing. I've been conversing on IM all morning with a friend of mine who is still clearly suffering the effects of tequila from last night. He and some buddies went out to honor the memory of another friend on the 1st anniversary of his untimely death (motorcycle accident).

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Ouch. Did you ask him if he wants to join us for a few drinks?

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Perhaps another day. I really think he's had enough for a while. laughing.gif I did send him the text from above. Way too funny!

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