I WAS in my thirties yesterday! I have a little disease called Progeria!!!! THANKS FOR OPENING THAT WOUND UP!!!!
My particular strain of Progeria is stunted, meaning that I may go five years aging as normal and then suddenly... BOOM! Overnight I age 30 years!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!! NEVER KNOWING WHAT YOU'LL SEE WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!
And as for Mr. Smarty-pants-web-guru-guy, JR was nice enough to put an avatar up for me because I had no technical knowledge!
Now if you'll all excuse me I have to go fill out my applications for AARP & Medicaid, turns out I'm eligible today.