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Too funny I was actually reading this when the song started!


 


  • I was sprayed by a skunk.


  • I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.


  • My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.


  • I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.


  • I forgot to come back to work after lunch.


  • I couldn't find my shoes.


  • I hurt myself bowling.


  • I was spit on by a venomous snake.


  • I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.


  • A hitman was looking for me.


  • My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.


  • I eloped.


  • My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.


  • My cat unplugged my alarm clock.


  • I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.


  • I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.


  • I forgot what day of the week it was.


  • Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.


  • A tree fell on my car.


  • My monkey died.


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    My cat unplugged my alarm clock.

    This has happened to me! I still made it into work though.


    I forgot what day of the week it was.

    I've done that, but it turned out to be a Saturday!

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    Ruby wrote:
    I hurt myself bowling.


    A guy at worked actually used this one to the extent of getting short term disability. The week his disability ran out he got a "miracle shot" from is doctor and he was fine and returned to work the next week. Now you would think he would give up bowling....NOPE! He returned to his league. This is also the same guy that burns up his sick days as soon as he runs out of vacation time. Everyone knows what he's doing but it's very difficult to prove.

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    Ruby wrote:

    I couldn't find my shoes.

    Honest boss. I have 15 or 20 pair because I am a woman but I couldn't find any to match. And I didn't think you wanted me walking around in flip-flops all day.


    I wonder if this would work.



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    once I rearranged the furnature in the bedroom, made sure the radio alam clock was set correctly (I am bad about am and pm settings) and thought I was good to go. But I had turned the volume all the way down during the move....


    Oh and once I cut my nose shaving.....was too tired to be shaving. So I was late to work because of that....and had the nic for a week to prove it.......I was late because it would not stop bleeding! 



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    JD has a new one....

    I can't come to work today because I work with a witch.

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    I've taken a mental health day or too with her in mind!

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    Here's another one to add.

    I can't come to work. My computer is telling me to kill everyone!



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    the voices in my head told me to stay home and clean the guns

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    I had to stay longer for an added dose of Thorazine.

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    My Islamic Jihad meeting ran long.


    Death to to the Great Satan



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    When I woke up it was dark outside and I thought it was 6 pm.

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    It's my other personality that does all the work, but she can't come in, because I'm in control today... (You know, I'm kind of enjoying this schizophrenic thing...)

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    Hey Mz, what national restaurant chains do you and your husband like to go to?


     



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    I think I know where this is going, but I'll play along...

    National chains... Well, Outback is probably my favorite, Texas Roadhouse is MrHartz's, of course there's always Olive Garden or Cheeseburger in Paradise... Really, I don't think there's a whole lot of places we wouldn't go to.

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