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disco strangler


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"mom, i need to get to school early... i have detention."


   (that's just stupid)



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Time to tease Browni again...


... This evening, she asked when Christmas was.




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Oh Maan! I haven't even started Christmas shopping yet, what am I gonna do!!??


Oh yeah, do what I always do, wait until Dec 23rd.



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I've done that in the past too sparky. there's pressure to act then. there's no himmin and hawin....go, this looks nice, buy, done. BAM!

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E told the boy last night to quit being an "aaaaa as". Her round about way of saying ass. Well I jumped all over her that was a bad word and she should not use it. She tells the boy- I am sorry I called you the "F" word! ashamed I am in for a long road!

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This one is much cleaner. I washed her soccer shin guard socks last night and today she says:

I love my new lily pads! biggrin

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Little A did a good one yesterday rofl.gif My grandmother got her a halloween bowl with a witch in the bottom of it. Grandma had made her some soup and she wasnt eating very well...she told her that if she ate all her soup she would find the witch (the games you play to get a 2 year old to eat) she ate and ate...got to the bottom and said look grandma a bitch giggle.gif

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giggle.gif  oopsy!

grama has a good sense of humor, yes ?

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biggrin too cute! Hope she feels better soon!

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I hope you washed her bowl out with soap!!

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yes DS grandma will burn Ruby's ears with the best of them.

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Martha was doing some homework tonight She had to do some slogans for different situations - eg the example was for "Persistance" and the slogan was 'If at first you don't succeed, try try again'

Martha invented a Slogan - it was either for "Mood Control" or Stress Management" - She came up with:

"KEEP YOUR REPTILE UNDER CONTROL"

WEell I know I shouldn't have laughed....but I could not help it...it was just the vision that arose in my sewer like mind...I thought I needed and Inhaler cos I could barely get a breath laughing - and I'm not asthmatic - she later explained that she was referring to the Reptilian bit of the brain......but I could not shake off my image. I suspect that will get a titter in the staff room

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LOL! I agree, her teacher's going to get a kick out of that one!

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Sparky just sent me a PM and asked me to meet him for lunch.....I asked little A if she wanted to take Daddy to lunch today.....she said nuh uh....I said you dont want to see Daddy and eat lunch with him....she said NO! rofl.gif she is a Daddy's girl too.

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allycat wrote:

Sparky just sent me a PM and asked me to meet him for lunch.....I asked little A if she wanted to take Daddy to lunch today.....she said nuh uh....I said you dont want to see Daddy and eat lunch with him....she said NO! rofl.gif she is a Daddy's girl too.



Uh oh...Daddy's in trouble with his little girl? Look out Sparky! Hahaha!



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she was just cornfused!!!!

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no she was pretty stern with me....I think she meant it. giggle.gif

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its been about ten minutes let me ask her again.


brb



she said....nuh uh watch Einsteins.

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rofl.gif Well the young miss obviously has a busy schedule today.

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I know! I am wondering now what kind of trouble I will be in when I tell her its time to go.

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Take the portable DVD and her Einsteins video. nod.gif

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Little A asked for toast for breakfast, I made it and walked away for a few minutes. When I returned the toast was cold already, I decided I would just give it to her anyway. She picks it up and says ouch HOT! Then asked for a cold cloth for her burned lips. rofl.gif IT WAS COLD!!! Drama Queen

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Little A asked for toast for breakfast, I made it and walked away for a few minutes. When I returned the toast was cold already, I decided I would just give it to her anyway. She picks it up and says ouch HOT! Then asked for a cold cloth for her burned lips. rofl.gif IT WAS COLD!!! Drama Queen


ha!smile

not tooooo cold of a cloth now, just "right".biggrin

 



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little A is brushing my hair (owie by the way) and she says there...hair is beautiful....you look HOT. laughing.gif

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allycat wrote:

little A is brushing my hair (owie by the way) and she says there...hair is beautiful....you look HOT. laughing.gif



lol

I love when kids or anyone but my mom brushes my hair. My mother is the only one who ever manages to actually hurt me. When my nieces and nephews were younger I remember them running toys through my hair like trucks and stuff- laughing.gif
Never bothered me but keep Mom away!

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my mom was the same way, she just ripped my hair out. It must just be a mother thing...little A complains about me pulling her hair once in a while too.....even if I am holding onto it while brushing she still whines.

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it is a mother thing... maranda used to hide from me when she was little.
i learned to braid my own hair in first grade because my mother used to pull it so friggin' tight that i looked like i was asian the whole day!

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lol...I have a picture of me with pig tails when I was about 5 that I look asian in. I still tease my mother about that...she denies it. no.gif

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