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I have really straight hair so I would endure the pain and ask my Mom to put my wet hair all in braids before I went to bed. Anything to get some waves. biggrin

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My mom would knock me on the back of the head if I winced! E wants long hair like me but she screams bloody murder through each brush stroke! Funny!

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I was just thinking about that this morning. I grew up with long hair and had to endure my mom and stepdad brushing it like everyone else here. But my husband didn't grow long hair until he grew up (like most boys with long hair). I braid his hair in the mornings so it doesn't get in the way when he's at work. I swear he does not know how to get his hair brushed. It sounds silly, but I'm sure at least some people know what I mean. He tries to turn his head to "help" and I keep having to tell him to keep still. I try to be really nice about brushing it, but sometimes you have to just live through a little bit of pain to get it brushed out, like those little hairs that get tangled. Sometimes I want to stop being nice and just brush his hair like a mom!

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I hated having my mom brush my hair when I was little. She kept my hair very long and it was dreadful to have it combed. But there's nothing worse than when a kid throws gum in your hair and mom has to do the old peanut butter and ice cubes treatment! bleh

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my mom got tired of that and lice from school and just cut it off cryfurious

I was very mad at her for a long time! It was in the 3rd grade I think. I had really long hair and she just chopped it all off.

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I was lucky- never had the lice experience until we moved here. Our whole family had it once. I was very glad to get it out in one try!

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I got lucky too, only one lice experience, and that was when I was a teenager and I had cut my hair a lot shorter than it was (it was still long, but not sit-on-it long anymore). Someone at my sister's daycare had lice, so we all had to use that shampoo.

Ew, now my head itches!

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I'm in the bathroom, looking in the mirror and commenting on the bags under my eyes and E walks in and says:

Everyone is having a bad day- daddy's mouth hurts, my necks hurts (she is claiming to have a pain in her neck like she did when she slept on it wrong), my mommy had baggie eyes, my sissy is not here, and Bubba had a good day at school. Gosh mom- no one is having a good day huh?!?!

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Kids do. I earned a PhD some time ago. It does nothing for me except having caused a huge drain on my bank account.

My 10 year old daughter had a friend over. I have my credentials proudly displayed with a great frame and everything. The friend pointed at it and asked what it was. My daughter relays that it her fathers Doctor diploma.

The little girl says, "What kind of Doctor is he?"

I awaited for some great wisdom to extoll from my daughter proudly declaring the hard work of her father, his thesis etc.

After quite a pause, she began to speak. She stated matter of factly, "Oh, he's the kind of doctor that isn't good for anything."

My balloon was promptly deflated.

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LOL! But congrats on the degree, that sure takes some work!

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E told the lady at Bath and Body Works that she wants to smell like cauliflower!doh

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Ruby wrote:

E told the lady at Bath and Body Works that she wants to smell like cauliflower!doh





lol!!! sounds more like an organic thing the hemp clothing store might have....smile.gif

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In her blonde defense she was looking at a picture of a lotion bottle with a flower on it. idea Cooked cauliflower is one of the NASTIEST smells ever!

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lol maybe the cauli part was misunderstood but the flower part is always the pretty part anyhow?smile.gif

how old is she now ruby????

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She will be 5on the 4th of February. Can you believe it???hmm

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E told the lady at Bath and Body Works that she wants to smell like cauliflower!doh



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Ruby wrote:

She will be 5on the 4th of February. Can you believe it???hmm





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Little A made a new game up....she says FI FIVE (yes five) FO FUM...I am a giant here I come and she chases me and growls. rofl.gif

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Well I guess it's better than the I wanna tease Daddy game we have to play every night. hmm.gif

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AC has been teaching Little A Hola, Gracias and adios. Last night when we were leaving the in-laws she was saying Gracias over and over except it sounded like she was saying scratchy a ss Scratchy a ss Scratchy a ss. laughing.gif

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too funny!

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This is a blog post that a friend of mine posted yesterday:


Archie wants to do whatever Carter does, and Carter tells a mean knock knock joke. Yesterday Archie took a turn at the wheel:

Archie: knock knock.

Me: Whos there?

Archie: Nipple.

Me: Nipple?

Archie: Nipple.

Me: (Making a mental note to follow up on the speech therapist) Nipple?

Archie: Nipple.

Me: (giving up) Nipple who?

Archie: Nipple you dont have a car do you? (room is full of baffled silence) do you get it?

Me and Carter in unison: No.

Archie: (puzzled) What, are they supposed to rhyme or something?



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