Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: TGIF


Permanent Vacation



Status: Offline
Posts: 23086
Date:
TGIF


Good day all.

I'm only here for half a day before driving up to see my sister's last dance performance. I'm wishing I'd taken the whole day off, but I have to go back up next weekend, and I decided I'd rather lose two half days than two whole days.

In case we don't make it past the rapture, I love you guys. ;)



__________________

tumblr_maefr2j2Bt1rrd8d6o1_500.gif

 



Permanent State of Confusion

Status: Offline
Posts: 27006
Date:

Morning all. I decided to make it a funky Friday in case we don't survive the weekend. For those of you that have been good, have a nice time in heaven. As for the rest of you, see you in hell. Whoever gets there first, try to save space for the rest of us. I have a baby shower to attend tomorrow, so at least if it actually happens tomorrow evening, I'll be with some people I actually like.

In the meantime, make it funky!

__________________

Stop trying to be what you see. Be what you ought to be.



Doesn't Do Windows



Status: Offline
Posts: 25589
Date:

Happy Friday.

The boy's last day as a 4th grader. He had perfect attendance this year. He should get a certificate for that.

While we were running around getting ready to go this morning, there was a news story about the end of the world. A little bit later the boy came up to me and said "The world isn't REALLY going to end tomorrow . . . is it?" I said "Well, Jesus said that NO ONE will know when he's going to return. So, would you rather think that Jesus was lying when he said that, or that this guy probably doesn't know what he's talking about?" He just smiled, nodded his head and went on with getting ready for school.

Getting more rain today. That's going to make my grass grow. I expect to still be here to mow again next week.





__________________




Permanent State of Confusion

Status: Offline
Posts: 27006
Date:

WebGuy wrote:

The boy's last day as a 4th grader. He had perfect attendance this year. He should get a certificate for that.


I had 11 out of 12 years perfect attendance. hmm

I'm not really sure it got me anywhere.



__________________

Stop trying to be what you see. Be what you ought to be.



Doesn't Do Windows



Status: Offline
Posts: 25589
Date:

Wow, 11 out of 12 years? You must have either been a healthy kid, or went to school miserable many times.



__________________




Smiles everyone, smiles!

Status: Offline
Posts: 8321
Date:

Good morning. Raining here also. South and west of us had some nasty storms with big big hail, but by the time they reached us, the airmass was more stable and we've only had rain.
Yay for the boy's perfect attendence!

Fuzzy, 11 out of 12 years perfect attendence!?? Wow!

Everyone have a great day!

__________________
You should fear anything that can bleed for seven days without dying...  (as told to Mr. DS on 3-12-10)


Bad Biker Granny



Status: Offline
Posts: 20960
Date:

Good day, all. It is finally Friday! w00t.gif Just gotta get through this day, then work for a couple hours tomorrow morning and then VACATION TIME! biggrin.gif

It is supposed to be thunderstorming here today for a while. Might catch a break tomorrow... I hope so. The lawn really does need mowed. Since the rain is scheduled to resume on Sunday, I think I will try to throw down some of that "grow anywhere even if you neglect it" grass seed and see what happens.

I know me pretty well, so I deeply suspect that I will be here to enjoy my vacation. If it happens that I do get Raptured, I think we should all have a lot of questions. giggle.gif

Good job by Web Jr. on the attendance. I think I generally got those certificates. Momma was one for making a kid go to school unless there were actual innards hanging out.

Hope everybody has a great day... party like its May 20, 2011!



__________________
MM

That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.


Bad Biker Granny



Status: Offline
Posts: 20960
Date:

Oh yeah... and a couple tips for the rest of you who might not get Raptured:

1) DON'T DRINK ANY KOOL-AID YOU DIDN'T PREPARE FOR YOURSELF!

2) Beware the zombies. They are NOT your friends, even if they used to be your friends before they were zombies.

3) To fully prepare yourself for life without power, gas or computers, please obtain a copy of The Amish Guide to Living.

4) It is not acceptable to enslave an Amish person post-rapture, any more than it is acceptable to own a Canadian.

smile.gif

__________________
MM

That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.


Smiles everyone, smiles!

Status: Offline
Posts: 8321
Date:

Toe to toe, dancing very close
Barely breathing, almost comatose
Wall to wall, people hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly, hang each night in
Rapture....

*something, something, something -- don't know all the words *

Rapture...

*something, something, something -- don't know all the words *

Rapture...



Dang, I REALLY wanted to own an Amish family...







__________________
You should fear anything that can bleed for seven days without dying...  (as told to Mr. DS on 3-12-10)


Bad Biker Granny



Status: Offline
Posts: 20960
Date:

Me too... It would be nice to have a brand new dining room set. Those folks make awesome furniture! smile.gif

__________________
MM

That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.


Permanent State of Confusion

Status: Offline
Posts: 27006
Date:

For the most part we were healthy kids. The only year I missed was 5th grade and it was because I had the chicken pox. My younger sister had them over Easter break. I got them right after that.

__________________

Stop trying to be what you see. Be what you ought to be.



Permanent State of Confusion

Status: Offline
Posts: 27006
Date:

Hmmm. Maybe I can go Amish family shopping after work. We have plenty of them in this state.

__________________

Stop trying to be what you see. Be what you ought to be.



Permanent State of Confusion

Status: Offline
Posts: 27006
Date:

Mad Mema wrote:
2) Beware the zombies. They are NOT your friends, even if they used to be your friends before they were zombies.

Nuts! I need to make an ammo run after work too. So many things to do to prepare for not being raptured.



__________________

Stop trying to be what you see. Be what you ought to be.



Bad Biker Granny



Status: Offline
Posts: 20960
Date:

Tellin' me? And I gotta work for a couple hours tomorrow morning. Going to have to try shopping tonight.

__________________
MM

That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.


Doesn't Do Windows



Status: Offline
Posts: 25589
Date:

Mad Mema wrote:


4) It is not acceptable to enslave an Amish person post-rapture, any more than it is acceptable to own a Canadian.



 

Does JR count as Canadian?



__________________




Bad Biker Granny



Status: Offline
Posts: 20960
Date:

No. You can enslave/own him if you would like.

__________________
MM

That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.


Waiting To Be Widowed

Status: Offline
Posts: 2984
Date:

That is awesome!  Go get one of those collars that Jabba the Hut put on Princess Leah & put it on him.  And get the metal bikini, too.  I bet he'd look GREAT in a metal bikini.  biggrin



__________________


Smiles everyone, smiles!

Status: Offline
Posts: 8321
Date:

rofl.gif



__________________
You should fear anything that can bleed for seven days without dying...  (as told to Mr. DS on 3-12-10)


Doesn't Do Windows



Status: Offline
Posts: 25589
Date:


Well, he DOES kinda act like a princess sometimes.


__________________


Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us


Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse
Powered by ActiveBoard