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Wanna know how you are going to die??


 


http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/



Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway.


 


I hope not!



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WebGuy


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"While using a chainsaw to help your friend cut down a tree, you slip and sever your leg. You die from rapid blood loss."

Hmmm . . . a 40 something year old guy from our church had a heart attack. He's recovering well, but is out of work for a while. They have a wood stove so my brother and I are planning on cutting them a couple loads of firewood . . . maybe I better not do that now?



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"A large icicle falls from above your head, cracking your skull. While unconscious, you bleed to death slowly".

Im looking forward to that now.....

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How depressing!

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While vacationing in Spain, you are goared by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage.

I don't know, I've never had any inkling to go to Spain, so I find this hard to beleive. But if for some reason I do wind up needing to go to spain you can bet I'll be staying in the hotel the whole time.

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Ultimo


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While we are on this very morbid topic, have you tried this one?

http://www.deathclock.com/



Mine is 2076!



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Jeremy Riggs


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Mine was six years ago. (just kidding)

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A suicidal pilot decides to end his life on the same flight you are on.


I knew I was afraid of flying for a reason!



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Geez! I have to remember not to get on a plane on Sept. 27. 2047.

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if my death clock prediction were to be right I would live to be 95 years old!! I doubt that very much!



-- Edited by Ultimo at 10:52, 2005-10-17

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While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

And my deathdate will be Friday, September 27, 2058

77 and sunbathing. Hopefully I'll have a privacy fence.

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Wednesday, January 14, 2032


 


Do not be on the road with me!



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Ultimo


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Actualy now I think about it, it is my grandads 91st birthday next week! so maybe I might make my 95 years prediction!



-- Edited by Ultimo at 10:53, 2005-10-17

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Molly . . . worse yet, it's probably Sparky's urine and happened right before his plane crashed.



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I am going to be trampled at a concert when a bomb threat is called in.  Don't know, Cher's not touring anymore.

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You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.


August 2052 - I guess I don't have much time.



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Death clock says I am going to die at 73--I don't care how long I live as long as I can take care of myself and have my wits about me.

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Web You know when Tom Cats get scared they spray! Watch out belooooowwww!

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You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.

I've already done this once last Spring.... you'd think I'd learn....

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Don't worry Zim, sometimes it takes me a second time through to learn a lesson too.

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Me too- especially when it comes to men!

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I get accidently car bombed/

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LOL Ruby... if we're talking men, 2 tries might be giving me too much credit!

Let's hope I've learned my lesson, after all, my avatar is an After photo from the Spring cookout!

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You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don't know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn't seen until the following morning.

 

considering I know how to swim and swam with my cousin on the swim team, I dont think this is going to happen.

 

But!

My date of demise is Tuesday 10/20/2037.

I have 32 years left.

I will be 65.

I am gonna go get laid as much as possible.



-- Edited by thumperglh at 21:36, 2005-10-17

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