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MURDER!!


 


My husband got off work early and stopped by the grocery store to pick up a couple of things!


I just went into the checking account. HE SPENT $290!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 


So who wants to help me with the perfect murder??


Ok, I need to start a relationship gripe thread!



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$290 ? ? ?

But honey . . . they had big screen TV's on sale in the dairy section!





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Seriously, I hope he came home with a freezer full of food.

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Maybe he bought you a ring while he was there...

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We'll see when I get home! Do they even sell that much food in the store???


Then he tries to defend himself saying that I spend that much always. Had he been here to read our previous posts, he would realize I spend 125!


 


Tomorrow is Mr Ruby's 43 birthday. Guess what he is getting??????????????????



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Cut him some slack, I'm sure that box of wine had to cost a little bit.

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Ruby, rolling pins to the coconut arent very good birthday presents...but the concussion is a lasting reminder

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I bet I can guess what he's NOT getting after spending $290 at the grocery store.



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Right, you cant have your cake and eat it too

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Perhaps he purchased one of those big cakes so you can jump out and surprise him for his birthday.

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You guys are too funny. I might have a picture of him tomorrow that needs a funny slogan!

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Man stuffed into washer for a bath and cleaning after spending $290 at the grocery store for a giant cake.

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I sense a weird news story is in the making.




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I'm always up for Weird Newz!

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I have the perfect murder.  Tell your husband to put his wallet in my jeans.  Then you can light me on fire and put me out of my misery--the body will be identified as your husbands--I will leave a not that says I have fled to Santiago.  You can then put your husband in the basement and take your time.

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Happy birthday to Mr Ruby!


 


He is here to see it! LOL! But I have no clue what he bought! For fruit I see some bananas, for yogurt and frozen lunch things, he bought three and told me that I could skip lunch and breakfast one day this week. So Web is right I know what he will not be getting for his birthday Molly would have been proud of me, I found a very nive, thick Levi's shirt at Sears on the clearance rack!! We will have cake and little E is too excited about that!



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He must be lucky than Ruby. I would have flat out asked him what he spent all that money on.


PS - Beware big cakes. There is still time for someone to pop out of one.



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I saw the receipt Fuzzy. He just buys whatever- meat, not on sale that looks good, a bag of lemons (they were only $3!) a bag of assorted colored peppers!, 6 kinds of little debbies! four kinds of ice cream, etc... just plain ole crap! Full price crap!

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Still, for $290, you must have one well-stocked kitchen!

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Wow, are you sure he and my husband aren't related?

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