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Blonde Joke?


JD, was that a joke? and yes it was lame. I'm blonde. Thanks for giving us (True non-colored Blondes) a bad name. ha ha


OK here is one for you. Three guys are sentenced to death. one red head, one brown, one blonde. The warden says you have three ways to die. Shot in the head, Be hung, or giving aids. So the red head says shoot me in the head "BANG" , next the Brown haired say "Be hung" so .... (you get the picture) next the blonde says "give me aids" so they inject him and he starts to laugh . they ask "why are you laughing" the blonde does not respond so the warden gets mad and injects him again and the blondes laughs louder and harder. Finally the warden ask "what is so funny"? The blondes says you can't give me aids...... I'm wearing a condom!


ha ha


I can tell that kind of joke cuz I'm Blonde.


KD7 out


 


 


 



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That was a good one KD.

The joke I had wouldn't have been QUITE so lame if I told it right. It's supposed to be WHY WAS THE BLONDE STARING AT THE ORANGE JUICE CARTON. I left the Carton part off, so it made less sense.

Ah well.

Blonde, Brunette, Purple, EVERYONES welcome here

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How do you amuse a blonde for hours?

Give her a piece of paper with "Please Turn Over" written on both sides!



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By the way, you've been misrepresenting yourself, you're avatar CLEARLY does not show blonde hair.

(and before you ask, YES, I really DO have flippers instead of arms)

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A blonde calls the fire department and yells Help! Help! my house is on fire!


Ok settle down ma'am, how do we get there?


 The blonde says, Well duhhh, the big red truck....



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Sparky, I told you that joke...

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Well see there! it came from a good source then! Molly have you had any fires lately?



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An oldie but a goodie:

Guy in a bar sees two blondes partying away and having a great time.

The guy goes over and asks them what they are celebrating.

One of the blondes says "We just finished a puzzle and it only took us one day!"

The guy said "Wow, that's cool".

The blonde then says "Yeah, we are good, the box said 3-5 years!"



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Hey, I'm a brunette (naturally), I'm just absent minded!

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I am considered blond--at least during the summer when I get the natural highlights.


With that said:  Why can't a blond commit suicide by jumping off a tall building?


 


 


Because she would get lost on the way down.



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lol

It would probably take a blonde guy longer to fall if he go lost because he wouldnt stop to ask for directions

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