>> >> > > >FBI Job Opening >> > > > >> > > >The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
>> > > >checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. >>Two >> > > >men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
>> > > >the >> > >men >> > > >to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that >> > > >you >> > >will >> > > >follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. >> > > >Inside >>the >> > > >room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" >> > > > >> > > >The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." >>The >> > > >agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take >> > > >your >> > >wife >> > > >and go home." >> > > > >> > > >The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun
>> > > >and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The
>> > > >man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill >> > > >my wife." >> > > >The >> > > >agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and >> > > >go >> > >home." >> > > > >> > > >Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same >>instructions, >> > > >to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. >> > > >Shots >> > > >were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, >>banging >> > > >on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door >> > > >opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat >> > > >from her brow. >> > > >"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him >> > > >to >>death >> > > >with the chair." >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > >MORAL: IF YOU WANT A JOB DONE RIGHT, ASK A WOMAN TO DO IT!
My wife goes for the cast iron frying pan. We men can never win, because even if we win, we lose. And, mans greatest fault is not recognizing that women are superior. Once you accept that, we can get what we want, we just have to make the wives feel like it was their ideas.
