Better than: … a dog because you don’t have to feed it. … a wife because you don’t have back talk.
Just type in whatever you think of... Here are some commands that the subservient chicken will follow: *Hide behind the couch *Moonwalk *Riverdance *Somersault *Make a chicken sandwich *Creep me out *Bullfight *Turn off lights *Box *Pee on the couch *Go crazy *Act like a dog *The robot dance *Lay down *Bend over
Oh Ruby, leave it to you and Web to entertain us. Sorry I have been occupied today. I am going between applications and there are just so many numbers today.
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