I got this idea from a radio station I have to listen to on the way to work since I can't get FFR in the car. Here is my story.
My wife's uncle likes to drink wine during the Holidays and you can always tell when he's had too much because he closes one eye. Well we started calling him "ole one eye" every year.
This was ok until we took the label off of the bottle and replaced it with a computer printed label that said ONE EYE WINE.
To our sheer horror we found out that her other uncle's new girlfriend only had one eye. We joked about it and made fun of him for about an hour or so before it was brought to our attention. That has to be odds of about 1 in 1 million.
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Sometimes, when i'm lonely... i crawl into a laundry basket and tickle my ears. But, Some times I don't...
Blood was drawn one year literally over spilled milk! My mom's sisters got in a row a few years back when one tried to parent the other's child over some milk incident. I can't quite recall what exactly happened with the milk. But before you know it, they were in the living room having a cat fight about it. When my mom stepped in to stop them, someone raked her arm pretty good. I'll never forgive myself for not having my video camera on at the time!
When I was a kid, my Grandma's cat decided to get on the table and have a nibble at the big bird. But Grandma just cut that part out and we all just examined every bite of our food for cat hair and puncture wounds.....
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Sometimes, when i'm lonely... i crawl into a laundry basket and tickle my ears. But, Some times I don't...
Definately the kitty gravel....and dark brown stuffing....
Web, what about that time you ran over the skunk and decided noone would be able to tell the difference between that and the Ham you had eaten in your sleep the night before. That was a good one!
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Sometimes, when i'm lonely... i crawl into a laundry basket and tickle my ears. But, Some times I don't...
