Alright, we all need to add to this. Time for us to laugh! I got this this morning:
Medicare Recommendation
>> The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello ." >> >> "Mrs. Ward, please." >> >> "Speaking." >> >> "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing >> Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the >> lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, >> and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly >> the results are either bad or terrible." >> >> "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously. >> >> "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's >> and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which >> is your husband's." >> >> "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned >> Mrs. Ward. >> >> "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these >> expensive tests one time." >> >> "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" >> >> "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband >> off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, >> don't sleep with him."
In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?" Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"
