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Why parents drink!


The boss of a big company needed to call one of his
employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home
phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the
boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a  message, the boss asked
"Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing  his employee's home, the boss asked,
May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and  the Fireman," came the  whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a Helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the  boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly
alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The
search team just landed  the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little
frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with
a muffled giggle:

"ME."


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The Mediator

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LOL!!!!!!!

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Chocolate Pip Cookie

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LMAO



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