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Phat Cat EL Presidente

    



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Santa's naughty or nice list


Ok, time to spill the beans before the big guy gets here. What was the one good deed or bad thing you did this year?


I am a sucker for helping the elderly, A few weeks ago I was fueling up and there was an elderly man in his 80's at the pump right next to me. He was trying to pry his gas door open with a screw driver and a handkerchief because it wouldn't open. I asked if I could be of assistance and his eyes lit up because in this day and age people would rather walk right over the top of you instead of helping you up. It was a brand new car that he just bought and didn't realize there was a release lever to pull for the gas door to open.


I hope this cancels out me stealing someone elses shopping cart in Target the other day because there were no others. I watched the guy leave his cart at the end of the isle and walk around the corner so I took his 4 items out and put them on a shelf and BAM! we were rolling down the next isle with Little Allison hanging on for dear life!



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hahaha!!! sparky rocks!!

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I'll do Mz's for her:

Other than her job in general, one good deed that sticks out in my mind was when she drove to St. Louis at 1am to go get her mother in law and bring her back to Indiana.

Let's see, she's got plenty of naughty ones too! Let's play off of Sparky's shopping cart example, one time she was in the grocery store ready to check out, but then realized she forgot something. Instead of going to find it, she took the item from an unattended shopping cart.

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hahaha!! you guys are why I HATE shopping!!

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Mrs. Web was shopping in a local store of crafters and picked up something for herself.

It's a little desk paque that says: Dear Santa, I can explain




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I like that one Web!

And JD, just never leave your cart unattended, and you'll be fine.

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Sparky that is too funny! I can't believe that you did that!


 


Too busy to list my many wrongs!


I would say though that between the kidney transplant operation (dad and step mom), all the trips to the hospital and nursing home ( my best friend's mom) and helping my other best friend through chemo and a mascetomy, I HAVE THE BIGGEST GIFT IN THE WORLD on its way!



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What can I say... It was a purrr of the moment thing....

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Nice moves Sparky.


I can't remember that far back throughout the course of the year. I still don't have much of a lawn and my neighbors are the same way, but when I would tend to my lawn, I would also mow thiers. I did the same with the snow Friday. Who knows, maybe the evil outweighs the good, but I can't remember any of it.



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My wife was trying to be nice to a co-worker when it was really cold out. She went out and started her car and the co-workers car, but they didn't bother to tell her the doors automatically lock. So $50.00 later (out of our pocket) for a locksmith she had a warm car....

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I had to consult with Pambo because I couldn't remember anything nice that I have done this year.  She reminded me that I baked cookies for lots of people for Thanksgiving.  Yep... my name is definitely on the naughty list. 

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Sparky wrote:


My wife was trying to be nice to a co-worker when it was really cold out. She went out and started her car and the co-workers car, but they didn't bother to tell her the doors automatically lock. So $50.00 later (out of our pocket) for a locksmith she had a warm car....


Sparky, I think Santa has that woman on his naughty list!


 



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Mema does ALL kinds of nice things through the year.  Don't let her kid you.  She won't be on the naughty list. 

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I just realized that I'm going to be on the naughty list because I am so greedy.  I NEVER tell when the 6-pack is left on on Monday (and sometimes on Tuesday).  And I never say anything when I find out that we're getting more than 2 songs per 30 minutes.  I am so ashamed....

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naughty list for you!!!

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Pambo should be on the nice list.   She does lots of good things... chief among which is looking past all my naughtiness and being my best friend anyway!

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That's too easy, man.  I should have to work a little harder to get on the good list.  Maybe some charity or something.

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