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Molly


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Though, that is a lot of urine.


Man Accused of Lobbing Urine Into Yards

Tue Dec 27, 5:54 PM ET

CLIVE, Iowa - A Nebraska man has been arrested in central Iowa for allegedly delivering some unwanted Christmas gifts. Reno Tobler, 54, was arrested Thursday in Clive after police caught him lobbing urine bottles into backyards.

"We've got a Grinch that has been lobbing urine," said Clive Police Chief Robert Cox. "Since this fall, we've had eight to 10 incidents reported where people have found containers full of urine thrown into their backyards."

Tobler is a truck driver whose route regularly takes him to the Clive area. He was charged with littering and harassment for allegedly tossing detergent-sized bottles of his urine over fences.

Tobler told police that it was a longtime hobby of his to deliver the bottles. Police searched his vehicle and found several other urine-filled bottles ready for delivery.

Tobler was taken to the Polk County Jail and was released on a $500 bond.

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kinda makes you wonder what he's doing with #2?

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Just don't get on his bad side...

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   Wheres the fun in that ? Believe I woulda stopped the truck , got out , and left my calling card in the snow - Kilroy was here ! Or made it look like Frosty had an 'accident' .


  Heck , give the town folk a real reason to call the police , drive by and lob a grenade into a chicken coop . Then when you drive back thru town you can stop at a fast food joint and get a bite- parts is parts , drive thru !



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he must have been getting even in his own way at the whole world who has wronged him! Way to go, jackass.

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Just goes to show that even stupid people can have hobbies.





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Sounds to me like dude needs a life instead of a 'hobby'!  What kind of wackadoo would find that fun and entertaining?  Never mind... I don't think I really want to know the answer to that!

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Aw but come on, can't you think of one person you'd want to do that to? Okay, maybe not a group of people every year in large detergent bottles (this man needs help), but I can kind of understand it...

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At least it was in containers! Have you ever seen the dead rings in your grass from the neighbors dog.....or your brother.

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Sparky... I didn't know you have met my brother. Sorry!!


Well, sure I can think of a list of people who deserve the ol' whizz-o.  But just to do that to a random stranger and call it a hobby?  Not my style. 


 



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Molly


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You know, I read the article thinking he knew these people. Rereading it, maybe he doesn't. Okay, that's just mean. I mean, you've got to make a list or something!!!

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There was an article in the newspaper a couple years ago about truck drivers whizzing in bottles and throwing them out the window. They said its to hard to pull over all the time and also slows them down.

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Molly,


I see your point on a targeted campagne on someone well deserving. In fact, if you ever go to milwaukee, I have some folks we can do this to!   



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When my brother and I still lived at home, my Dad could never figure out why he couldn't get grass to grow by the corner of the deck until one night when my brother came home drunk he caught him out there whizzing in that spot. My brother finally confessed he had been doing it for years. Said he usually couldn't make it until he got inside.

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we can go get donuts afterwards or something.

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Note to self: Make sure JD washes his hands before he hands you a doughnut....

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LOL


awhile back their was a rumor about this lady at work- that she didn't wash her hands after using the ladies room. The ladies room is directly accross from the coffee machine. Sometimes there are snacks there if someone brings them in.


So one day there's cashews there, and I'm heading to get some. This lady comes out of the ladies room and digs her hand into the cashews before I get there.


I just turned around and walked back to my desk. I can still feel the eyes peircing the back of my head from that...   


 



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Sparky your bro must have been doing shots of 151 or something hey?

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LOL! He used to drink Hot 100 Schnapps. I think that would do it!

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aw heck yea!

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O.K. First of all, that's talent. I just gotta say it. I can't drive and talk on the cell phone, let alone pee in a bottle. Even if I were a man, I couldn't do it. He must have a lot of hand...um...eye coordination.

Second, when we lived in Germany I had this friend who was really twisted. He would walk around in winter and pee on people's car door handles. So totally gross.

Third, Molly...Don't want to get on his bad side? You mean, you don't want to p*ss him off? Sorry, I saw the irony in the statement and I'm living on lack of sleep, so my mind is a little warped right now.

Miss you guys. Though after this post, you may not miss me so much.

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My hubby has employed people like this I believe.


 


Thanks for the laughs though- this was a funny thread. I, too, am dealing with lack of sleep, I kept wanting to go to the ER and not wait til morning.


 


This guy is very, very twisted- too bad we never get to hear how these stories end- I would love to see this on Court TV!



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