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The Mediator

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Monday Morning


Good morning Starshine. The earth says Hello!

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Ok, I'm up. Can I go back to bed now?




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Good morning- if I keep saying it, maybe it will be true! I start appointments again today and we have regsitration, so I will be MIA!


 


Have a great day!



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Yes Web, go back to bed!

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good morning!


I just awoke from the weirdest dream. In this dream, I had kept my high-school car, an 84 Renault Alliance, and was in the process of trying to restore it & get it to run again.


I went to this old auto-parts store for an air filter, and was told to wait a second. The owner comes down and says he's been trying to collect $3000 in defaulted student loans from me for years.


Knowing that my loans had been paid off for years, I said "well, lets head up stairs, show me your authorizations and paperwork, put everything you need in writing, and let me see what I can do."


So we go up to the offices. It reminds me of Sanford and Son, all sorts of old stuff around. Plus a bunch of automotive (mob-wanna be?) goons milling about.


I said "I'm pretty shocked that an auto-parts store would be a collection agency too? And the owner says he's got all sorts of businesses, the store is just one. I remember being impressed, thinking this guy was a millionare, but a cheap one, as even the tvs around the place were old black and white consoles, with coat hanger antennas etc.


So he gives me a some sort of yellow receipt and this old intercom so I don't have to use the phone to send in all sorts of personal info, pins, bank numbers, loan numbers, credit card numbers, ss# etc


With a chuckle I said, "Well allright, you'll be hearing from me shortly", knowing full-well that I'd be heading to the police and then a lawer with this blatant shake-down story, paperwork in hand, proving my story.


How odd was that, it was more like watching a bad tv show than actually having a dream!



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Good Morning everyone. Hardly any sleep last night. The baby was awake with a tummy ache off and on most of the night so I'm a walking zombie today.


JD, it sure is funny how one's dreams change when you get older....



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JD-
It must have been the wine.

Good day everyone. If you're like me the smile today is just for show. I got the Monday Blahs.

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Hey there are as many Mondays in a year as there are Saturdays! Perk up!

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Good morning all! 38.3 degrees here, and for five breif moments, while I lay in bed this morning, the SUN broke through the clouds and doused me in brilliant sunlight. Then it disappeared

Today is officially expected to be the 16'th straight day without sunlight (the weathermen consider it no sun if we don't get 20% of the day with sunlight, and we probably only got 0.05% with that little ray).

It's apparantly a record for our city, but not the good kind

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Gosh then you probably do no want to hear that it is in the 70s and sunny here!

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Good Morning Everyone, hope you all had a good weekend.



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G'mornin' Ultimo!

Happy Anniversary man!

No Ruby, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR HOW WARM AND SUNNY IT IS BY YOU!!

Don't make me play THE BEARS STILL SUCK! I'll do it!

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Morning all, afternoon Ultimo. I am late checking in, that about explains the day so far. I must be hanging out with you guys too much because I didn't sleep so well and when I did, I was having strange dreams.

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Mornin' Fuzz!

Now why would you blame you're strange dreams on us? We're all extremely normal around here!

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Silly bird, I wasn't blaming you for the strangeness (I am strange enough on my own). I was just saying we all seem to be kind of in the same boat - strangeness, not sleeping well, or having things that need to be tended to while we are supposed to be sleeping. 

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hmmm....I enjoy my wine-fed dreams better than most sitcoms then!


that WAS good wine. thanks again mz!



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Is wine cheaper than cable?






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well it depends on how much wine....



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Good:


hey I just won some money in the football pool- Panthers Giants game!


Woohoo! I got the donuts! Enjoy!


 


Bad:


IT dept (3 guys) JUST got back to me regarding an e-mail I sent out 9 weeks ago regarding an issue. e-mail asks "was this ever resolved?"   



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Gotta love those IT guys.



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no donuts for them!

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More for me then!


Yeah, I need them like I need another hole in my head.



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you can have my donut hole, fuzzy!


here you go! O



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Thanks. It means oh so much that you would your donut hole share with me.

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I'm a giver!

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Hello, all!  Happy Monday. It's around 40 degrees and cloudy this morning.  Kinda chilly with the wind.  So far this morning has been sort of weird... I hope it's not an indicator of the kind of week I'll have.



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G'mornin M&M,

Good to see you again!

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Mad Mema wrote:


Hello, all!  Happy Monday. It's around 40 degrees and cloudy this morning.  Kinda chilly with the wind.  So far this morning has been sort of weird... I hope it's not an indicator of the kind of week I'll have.

It is.  Sorry to break it to you, sister. 

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DOH!  I was afraid of that.  It started out being told by a co-worker that I look like a girl who would enjoy Reddi Whip. Follow that up immediately by a call from a supervisor from another group in our building who I went to high school with... now wants to talk to me like we are best good friends. 

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