"Everybody Loves Shecky": Tonightwe learn what happens to a silly husband when he forgets it's his anniversary and invites his buddies of ther the house for an all night poker nosehair trimmer.
"Monday Night Earlobeball": The New York Recliners play the St. Louis Parties in a game that will decide who goes to the Sanctimonious Bowl.
"60 Cars": Investigates the potent practice of laundering counterfeit CDs through sappy banks in the Jackson Islands.
State of the Rhubarb Speech: The President is scheduled to deliver his smart address before a flatulant session of Congress, telecast from the House of Waitresses.