Speaking of Uranis Webguy (which we do FAR too often around here),
There was a guy being interviewed on MSNBC today, he was an army interrogator, and his name was LAGOURANUS.
Of course, he pronounced it La-gu-rah-niss. But we all know in grade school it was pronounced LAH GO UR ANUS by everybody else, they probably just changed it and called him LET GO YOUR ANUS.