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Hey Gang, Sorry for ditchin' ya all!


Vacation has a full hold on me now Maybe because it's already windin' down.

I was out doing some stuff this morning, and I'm heading back out now, but I wanted to stop in and let you know that I was sorry I missed you all this morning!

I'll probably not be on tomorrow either. I have a bunch of weird newz reports from Mz lined up now, so we'll get those on next week.

Lata!

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Somehow, I do not believe that he is sorry for ditching us. Who let JR get a life? Whose turn was it to watch him this week?

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I bet it's 42 and sunny. He's probably laying out by lake Michigan.

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I agree with you Fuzzy. No morning show and no email before he left


 


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I'm sorry . . . I think it was my turn to watch him. I've let you down.


Next time, I'll nail one of his flat little feet to the floor right in the middle of the studio. That way he'll be able to turn and reach everything in the studio, but not leave.




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It's okay Web. I was secretly hoping it wasn't my turn to watch him. He is a slippery little devil.

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Especially when he's all greased up with Crisco.





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Don't ask me how I know that.





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Web, he wears crisco the way most guys wear cologne....he probably never leaves the house without it

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That must be what keeps him so soft and supple.





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Penguin? Crisco? Bread crumbs and just a little bit of soy sauce.

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Sparky wrote:


Penguin? Crisco? Bread crumbs and just a little bit of soy sauce.

 How are you going to eat something you can't catch?

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Wonder if it would taste like chicken

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I have a feeling it would, except more stringy, greasy, and slimy.

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Hey! I'm a cat, boid catching is my hobby!

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reminds me of the joke about the salesman who is lost and stops at a farm for directions.

The farmer gives him directions, but the salesman notices a 3 legged pig.

The farmer says its more of a family pet, than livestock.

The farmer says that pig, Timmy, had saved his family from a burning house...he oinked until everyone was up and out....he even dragged the family dog out of the burning building.

When the tractor the farmer was riding tipped, leaving thim trapped under it, it was Timmy who went for help.

"Heck", the farmer said..".it was Timmy who found one of his children when they were lost in the woods".

"Wow, thats an amazing pig", said the salesman...".but why does Timmy have only 3 legs"?

The farmer replied, "When an animal is that special, you dont eat him all at once"


the moral of the story is....The Penguin has done alot for the Forum...

We cant eat him all at once!

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Yeah I guess we really shouldn't! But I wasn't really the one on that bandwagon.



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aww, come on, I woulda just took a nibble, You know I couldn't do that to Riggsy!

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aww, come on, I woulda just took a nibble, You know I couldn't do that to Riggsy!

Don't forget that we can see a video of your "love nibbles"!

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Whats love got to do got to do with it?


I was just gonna take a bite and then probably spit it out.



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HEY!

Could we stop all the talk about frying me up and having me for dinner?!?!?! That's how my uncle died you insensitive S.O.B.'s!!!!









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Seriously, I don't think I am into penguin.


We just like to keep an eye on you.



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Was his name Doyle by chance?

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This might make you think twice about ditching us!

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It was a distant relative, not sure what his name was. But I did hear he was DELICIOUS!

Apparantly in some countries we're considered a delicacy

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Maybe we need to be keeping a better eye on Sparky?!

-- Edited by woo_hoo22 at 15:12, 2006-01-19

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Woo, that eye could use some Visene

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Is penguin low fat?

If its not I should probably not partake.




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Depends on the Penguin Web

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Maybe if we fry him in canola rather than crisco ??




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