Vacation has a full hold on me now Maybe because it's already windin' down.
I was out doing some stuff this morning, and I'm heading back out now, but I wanted to stop in and let you know that I was sorry I missed you all this morning!
I'll probably not be on tomorrow either. I have a bunch of weird newz reports from Mz lined up now, so we'll get those on next week.
I'm sorry . . . I think it was my turn to watch him. I've let you down.
Next time, I'll nail one of his flat little feet to the floor right in the middle of the studio. That way he'll be able to turn and reach everything in the studio, but not leave.
reminds me of the joke about the salesman who is lost and stops at a farm for directions.
The farmer gives him directions, but the salesman notices a 3 legged pig.
The farmer says its more of a family pet, than livestock.
The farmer says that pig, Timmy, had saved his family from a burning house...he oinked until everyone was up and out....he even dragged the family dog out of the burning building.
When the tractor the farmer was riding tipped, leaving thim trapped under it, it was Timmy who went for help.
"Heck", the farmer said..".it was Timmy who found one of his children when they were lost in the woods".
"Wow, thats an amazing pig", said the salesman...".but why does Timmy have only 3 legs"?
The farmer replied, "When an animal is that special, you dont eat him all at once"
the moral of the story is....The Penguin has done alot for the Forum...