O.K. I'm not absolutely positive, but I think I have Ruby to thank for the Duran Duran trifecta that I just heard. Duran Duran came on and then AC/DC (whoops) and then Andy came on and I'm doing dishes thinking "The only way this could get better is if they play my baby John next." And then the music starts. I think I startled birds two counties away with my scream. Thank you, thank you, thank you to the wise person who did this. I loved it!
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them you will be a mile away and have their shoes.
Oh, we've ALREADY outdone you, it's just a part of nature.
I'll never understand what makes you women have any interest in us guys.
We're hairy, lumpy, awkward, just not an attractive species. It's like Elaine on Seinfeld said, we're like a jeep, a utility, just somethign for getting around.
Women are smooth, and soft, and graceful and truly works of art.
I honestly sometimes wonder why there aren't more lesbians.
