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Grand Poobah

    



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For those who thought they knew everything


Here is a refresher course:






















The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.


No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times.

 
Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes. 


 
You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.


 Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.


The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE


American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class. 


 Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise 

 Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.


 Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!



The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.

So did the first "Marlboro Man."

Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

 



PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!

The three most valuable brand names on earth: 
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. 

 It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.


 
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

 

Richard Millhouse Nixon
was the first U.S. president
whose name contains all  the letters
from the word
"criminal." 

 
The second ?
William Jefferson Clinton


And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that, don't YOU?) 








 




 








 



 



 



 



 


 


 



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I knew some of those, but not most of them... good to know. THANKS!

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LOL! Too funny JD thanks for sharing I love useless knowledge!

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yea I agree- I like these! I think molly has posted some good ones too..

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Tivia question:  who was the first person to join the FF forum after JR and JD?

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I know I know I know!

But I'm probably disqualified from playing.

Now whoever guesses CAN'T look it up first!

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You can look it up? see how dumb I am?  Is it trish or somechick?

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Nope, Trish missed it by five days.

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Might I be disqualified from THIS contest too?


Oh thats just fine, tho I am fairly


Certain that I have the


Right


Answer! aint that


Zany


You know?



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Hm, I wonder who it might be? Maybe that person is just a robot in diguise?

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:


The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.So did the first "Marlboro Man."


These are great!  The one quoted above being my absolute favorite. 


Hmm, I think I'll have to request "Karma" now...



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I believe it was everyone's favorite Bear fan....Mo

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At the risk of revealing my complete stupidity:  how do you look it up?  Is it MO?

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Go back to JD's post and look at the first letter in each line. (Not the first post, the poem-like post.)

-- Edited by MzHartz at 08:09, 2006-02-04

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