Collard Greens An old black man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his yearly
collard green garden, but it was always very hard work for him because the ground was hard. His only son, Junebug Jankins III, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Junebugg Jankins, III, I am feeling pretty bad because it look like
I won't be able to plant my collard green garden this year. I'm just getting
too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would
be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Daddy Jankins, Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love Junbugg Jankins, III
At 4:00 AM the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to
the old man and left.
That same day, the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Daddy Jankins, You can go ahead and plant the collard greens
now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Junebugg, III
The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and came before the Great Wizard.
"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:" I've come for some courage."
"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I think I need a brain."
"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"
Up stepped George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."
"I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."
There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"Is Dorothy here?"
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