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Sparky


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Tried walking through a door before remembering to turn the door knob?


What other hair brain things have you done?


I put the fish sticks in the cereal cupboard once.



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Tried to put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cabinent.

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Why whatever do you mean master cat? I have never ever done a hairbrained thing in all my life...

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uh huh... sure dylan!

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confuzzed wrote:
Tried to put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cabinent.


Yep, I'm guilty of that one too.

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opening cabinets looking for the hammer when it was in my other hand......its that bad....

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Looked for my pencil when it was tucked behind my ear.

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for 2 seconds, mind you, and while multi-tasking under the pressure of deadline, grabbed my stapler instead of my mouse and wondered why the #$^#(* curser wasn't moving....

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Sitting in the car while it's allready running, reach over and turn the key screeeeccchhh!!

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Sparky wrote:
Sitting in the car while it's allready running, reach over and turn the key screeeeccchhh!!


Oh yeah, done that.

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:
for 2 seconds, mind you, and while multi-tasking under the pressure of deadline, grabbed my stapler instead of my mouse and wondered why the #$^#(* curser wasn't moving....


LOL!!! Sorry JD, I have never done that! LOL!

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Sparky wrote:

Sitting in the car while it's allready running, reach over and turn the key screeeeccchhh!!
My husband is frequently guilty of that!

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woo_hoo22 wrote:

Sparky wrote: Sitting in the car while it's allready running, reach over and turn the key screeeeccchhh!! My husband is frequently guilty of that!
me 2

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MzHartz wrote:

Looked for my pencil when it was tucked behind my ear.
Done it. And that is usully where the pencil is when I am not using it. It really is bad when it is behind the other ear. Then I really confuse myself.

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hey guys- here's a cure all to that- as I have done the same thing. but I heard this and have NEVER put a pencil behind my ear ever again since hearing this....I always catch myself before actually placing it there....


Placing a pencil or pen behind your ear makes you look like an order-taker, subserviant to those giving you the orders. Never give them that satisfaction.



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Tried to light a gas BBQ grill and after trying for about a minute it finally lights and you have no eye brows left?


Note to self: turn gas off and let clear for a minute.



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hey sparky I had a similar situation happen years ago when I rented a cabin up north with my cousins. The pilot light on the stove burnt out. So I think well I better turn on the gas and light the pilot, right?


yea.....even tho the pilot is out, there is still a gas feed.....not that I am an overtly hairy guy, but what arm hair I did have on my right arm  was totally singed off, and I had a pretty good bruise on my leg from the stove door almost being blown off into me.



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Yikes JD!


When I was in High School I was welding with a gas torch and every once in a while it would pop slag all over the place. Usually you could locate the lava metal chunks. One day I tipped my goggles up to look for the slag and didn't realize it was on top of my goggles. Yep you guessed it, Back in the days of aqua net I know how Michael Jackson felt!



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hey sparky is this why you are sparkY?

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No


I have a post on here explaining that one. I'll see if I can find it.



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Here it is:


By now you have probably guessed I use my nickname as a screen name. When I was a freshman in high school I worked at a store simular to the Walmarts and K Marts.


I was 16 at the time and my manager thought he would save a few bucks by letting me change the ballasts in all the lights in the store that were out. He thought since I had taken a class called Electricity 1 the semister before I was a qualified Electician. Mind you most of the lights are 20+ feet from the ground. So I'm up on the ladder twisting wires together when another co-worker decides it sure was dark in the back corner and turns the breaker box back on.


Two hours later and an EKG, they finally released me from the hospital. I've been called Sparky ever Since.



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AH AH AH!!!! OK I REMEMBER THAT! man sparky be careful! I'd love one day for you to be safe enough to renounce Sparky as your moniker and be known as Aqua-Man! LOL!

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A few months ago I looked feverishly for about 30 minutes trying to find my sunglasses, I finally did, and when I went to put them on they wouldn't fit because I was already wearing the other EXACT DUPLICATE pair!



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Sparky wrote:
Tried to light a gas BBQ grill and after trying for about a minute it finally lights and you have no eye brows left?
Note to self: turn gas off and let clear for a minute.


Guilty. It was a little propane grill that didn't work too well. One day it kept going out. Well, although the flame was out, of course the gas was still be trapped underneath the lid. I shoulda let it air out a bit before I relit it.

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