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Swarm Off! Co-worker Spray


Last summer, I was talking to my wife on the phone and she said that her office had been filled with "hovering co-workers" all day and she couldn't get anything done. So, for a joke, I made a graphic that wraps around a can of compressed air for her. Now, when she needs to clear out her office, she pulls out her can of "Swarm Off!" and sprays them back out the door.

Anyway, I thought some of you might need some of this too. The image is sized to fit around a tall 8oz can of "Blow Off Duster" compressed air. It is in a blue and oragne can with a blue top. I don't know if it is available everywhere, but it's what I could get here.

So, if you can get the same size can and need to "Eliminate Hovering Co-Workers", print it out, cut the top and bottom black lines off, cut along the side edges of the orange bar, wrap it around your can, and Scotch tape it up the seam.

Use it only for good.







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 I love it!

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VERY NICE TO THEY HAVE A PROPANE TANK SIZED ONE!?!?

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Yes, JD . . . its called "Propane".

Point nozle at offending co-workers, light torch, get away.




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Oh yeah . . . another fun trick with cans of compressed air: Turn the can upside down and spray a spot on your friend's arm. It will make a cute little frozen spot on their skin. Its hilarious . . . give it a try.




-- Edited by WebGuy at 14:17, 2006-02-14

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That needs to be on the market!!


You'll make a fortune!!



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Too cool! You are so clever Web!


 


PMS works good to!



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I like it. But will it work for distances? I need to spray the dumbness out of some people. May I sent it by post and then have it discharge to complete the office cleansing?

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Hey will it work through the phone and email???

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ruby, i was just going to ask that same question....


the phone is driving me nuts.



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No, sorry. You have to be within about four feet of the intruder for it to be effective. For added effect, you can hold a lighter in front of the nozzle to really let them know what you think. I really wouldn't recommend doing the lighter thing, but it does make some pretty cool colors.




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there is this guy here who likes to talk to the back of my head when I work. His coversations always begin "So last night on tv I was watching.....it was about..........." as if he is the only person in the world who watches Earl, Office etc.....

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....same guy will toss dvds that he owns at people and go "YOU GOT TO SEE IT THIS IS AWESOME......as if everyone is a Jean Claude van Dam fan of pg-13 geared for junior high action movies....and is into anemae".

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