Last summer, I was talking to my wife on the phone and she said that her office had been filled with "hovering co-workers" all day and she couldn't get anything done. So, for a joke, I made a graphic that wraps around a can of compressed air for her. Now, when she needs to clear out her office, she pulls out her can of "Swarm Off!" and sprays them back out the door.
Anyway, I thought some of you might need some of this too. The image is sized to fit around a tall 8oz can of "Blow Off Duster" compressed air. It is in a blue and oragne can with a blue top. I don't know if it is available everywhere, but it's what I could get here.
So, if you can get the same size can and need to "Eliminate Hovering Co-Workers", print it out, cut the top and bottom black lines off, cut along the side edges of the orange bar, wrap it around your can, and Scotch tape it up the seam.