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The Mediator

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When you wish upon a Falling star...


I've seen this on other forums before, and I can't believe we haven't done it. I'll make a wish. The next person describes how that wish can go wrong, and makes a wish of their own. The next person describes how the last wish goes wrong, and makes a wish of their own, etc.

For example:
Person A: I wish I had an apple.
Person B: You get an apple but it has a worm in it. I wish I had a car.
Person C: You have a car, but no gas. I wish...
etc.




So, I wish I culd be sunbathing on a beach.

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But then you will get a sunburn.

I wish I was still in bed.




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The Mediator

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You're sick and bedridden.

I wish I had new tires for my car.

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The Procrastinating Red-Head

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There could be crumbs in the bed. I wish I could win the powerball jackpot.

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The Procrastinating Red-Head

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O.K. Molly was too fast for me.

But your alternator goes out. Same wish as before.

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King of the Ring

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You win but lose the ticket!

I wish I had a cup of tea!

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But you could spill the hot tea on your lap.


 


 


Wish I could relive last Friday.



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The Mediator

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Your tea is slightly discolored, tastes weird, and came from the guy from Sparky's work.

I wish I had a laptop.

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The Mediator

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Oops, Ruby beat me.

Ruby gets stuck in a Groundhog day-like scenario.

Again, I wish I had a laptop.

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You have a laptop, but someone steals it out of your car, gets all your personal data and financially ruins you.


I wish it was 75°.




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The Procrastinating Red-Head

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But the drastic change in temp causes a tornado. I wish I could visit my sister in Germany.

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King of the Ring

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On your visit you get German Measles!

I wish I had unlimited requests!

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Then you would make the station not appealing anymore.


 


I wished I had JR's cd library!



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The Mediator

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You have unlimited requests, but the request list is reduced to only songs by Jon Astley.

I wish I had a point of view gun.

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Darth Raydar

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You get unlimited requests but there's only one song.

I wish I was a girl.

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The Mediator

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Ruby beat me again!

You get arrested for stealing JR's entire CD collection.

Again, I wish I had a point of view gun. (A point of view gun is a gun that makes the person you aimed at see your point of view.)

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Darth Raydar

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Ruby you do have JR library but you have to go to Milwaukee to access it.

Same wish.

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The Mediator

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Ray, you don't wish you were a girl. Trust me.

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Darth Raydar

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I give up.

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The Mediator

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Response to Ray's wish: You're a girl, but then again, you're also a girl entirely, menstruation and all!

Ditto my last wish.

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Then we would not respect you Ray!


 


 


I wish I was home!



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Ruby wrote:

I wish I was home!



You're on house arrest (consquently, for stealing JR's CD collection).

I wish I had a point of view gun!

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It can't be fun always being right


 


I wish my butt was smaller!



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But then your pants wouldn't fit.


I wish I could do only whatever I wanted all day, every day.



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But you would probably not work and be broke!


 


 


I wish I could have snow in the south!



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The Mediator

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But snow in the south ends up just being a sign of the coming apocalypse.

I wish I had a bowl of ice cream.

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But then your butt would get big.

I wish the terrorists would all become peaceful monks.




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But the world population would be too much then!


 


I wish that I did not feel a cold coming on.



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The Mediator

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Instead, it turns into pnemonia.

I wish I had better leftovers at home to eat for lunch.

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You discover your leftovers are moldy


I wish I could stop sneezing!



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