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But then that stuff will never clear out and you will be sick for years!


 


 


I wish I was married to John Taylor.



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But then Trish would kick your a$$.

I wish I could tell what people were thinking about me.

-- Edited by Trish at 11:15, 2006-02-16

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But then your head would be flooded with thoughts


I wish I could have a snow day tomorrow so work would close.



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But then your paycheck would be smaller.


 


 


I wish it would snow here tomorrow!



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But then it could snow like up in New York and you could have no power.

I wish I had better depth perception.

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You get better depth perception but lose all hand/eye coordination.

I wish I was a domestic housecat.

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And you could be owned by one of those people that has 100 cats!


 


I wish I was a domestic dog!



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You're a large dog in a small apartment with no yard.

I wish I owned my own home.

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But then when things break- frig, heater.. you have to fix it.


 


I wish that I had my own bathroom at work!



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And then your appointments would use it.

I wish it would be warm and sunny.

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But then you might want to skip work and they need you.


 


I wish that I had a winning powerball ticket.



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But then everybody would hit you up for money


I wish I could buy a new wardrobe!



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But then you lose weight and none of your clothes fit.

I wish I had a better memory.

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But then you would forget the things that mean the most to you - your FFR family (like that's possible).

I wish I blink my eyes and I would be where I want to be. (Blink - I'm at work. Blink - I'm home. No travel time.)

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But then you would miss all the fun of driving and your kids would be stuck at home.


 


 


I wish I owned an airplane.



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But then you would have to pay for the gas, which would force you into bankruptcy.

I wish I had brown eyes (and I don't EVEN want to hear anything about being full of sh..).

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If you had brown eyes, you'd just be wishing for a different color.

I wish I could meet all of our FFR forum members.

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But then . . . .


Umm . . . that would cause . . .


You couldn't . . .

Hmmm, I can't argue with that one.



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But then you would be dissapointed at the foot growing out of my forehead.


I wish I could go back in time about a month, before all the crud that has happened to me.



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But then all the crud would happen to you, because it was written in the cards... (Miss Cleo, please don't sue me.)

I wish I had less work to do and more motivation to do it.

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Then you would have to become a motivational speaker and LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!


I wish I wouldn't have eaten Steak-out for lunch.



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But then you'd be tired from working too hard.

I wish I could see the foot growing out of Sparky's head. That would be cool to see!



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But then you are liable to get athletes face when I accidentaly come to close.


I wish I had a magic refrigerator right about now.



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But then I... I mean you would have to go home early.


I wish I could go home early.



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But then you'd just have to work more tomorrow to make up for what you put off to go home early today.

I wish the phone would stop ringing.

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But then co-workers would come in instead.

I wish I didn't have a church meeting tonight.




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But then you would forget how non-evil you are and start a computer virus that would end the world.


I wish I had a hug and a kiss from my little one right now.



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But she probably has the beginnings of a cold or something to pass on to you. (But, it's still worth it though, isn't it?)

I wish my head would stop hurting.

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But then you wouldn't have an excuse for beating your co-workers with a large stick.

I wish Mz was here to play, she's good at this kind of stuff.



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But then Molly would get mad at you for not playing with her.

I wish I could beat Webguy with a large stick.

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