But then that stuff will never clear out and you will be sick for years!
I wish I was married to John Taylor.
But then your head would be flooded with thoughts
I wish I could have a snow day tomorrow so work would close.
But then your paycheck would be smaller.
I wish it would snow here tomorrow!
And you could be owned by one of those people that has 100 cats!
I wish I was a domestic dog!
But then when things break- frig, heater.. you have to fix it.
I wish that I had my own bathroom at work!
But then you might want to skip work and they need you.
I wish that I had a winning powerball ticket.
But then everybody would hit you up for money
I wish I could buy a new wardrobe!
But then you would miss all the fun of driving and your kids would be stuck at home.
I wish I owned an airplane.
But then you would be dissapointed at the foot growing out of my forehead.
I wish I could go back in time about a month, before all the crud that has happened to me.
Then you would have to become a motivational speaker and LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
I wish I wouldn't have eaten Steak-out for lunch.
But then you are liable to get athletes face when I accidentaly come to close.
I wish I had a magic refrigerator right about now.
But then I... I mean you would have to go home early.
I wish I could go home early.
But then you would forget how non-evil you are and start a computer virus that would end the world.
I wish I had a hug and a kiss from my little one right now.