I be very good. I met many of my daughters friends today and laid out the ground rules. I had the boyfriend so scared, he blurted out, "I am still a Virgin". I had my shotgun on the counter and I said there was a shovel in the backyard.
I kid you not. I really did it. I laughed so hard when he blurted that out. I had to excuse myself and go into the bedroom and bury my face in the pillow. When I came back out, he was very embarassed but told me everything I wanted to know.