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RE: I'm all alone....


Hi CP! How ya been?

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Sometimes, when i'm lonely... i crawl into a laundry basket and tickle my ears. But, Some times I don't...
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I be very good.  I met many of my daughters friends today and laid out the ground rules.  I had the boyfriend so scared, he blurted out, "I am still a Virgin".  I had my shotgun on the counter and I said there was a shovel in the backyard.

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A salesman can always use a good prop to sell his message CP, nicely played!

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I kid you not.  I really did it.  I laughed so hard when he blurted that out.  I had to excuse myself and go into the bedroom and bury my face in the pillow.  When I came back out, he was very embarassed but told me everything I wanted to know.

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This is the 13 year old CP?

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CP...you bought yourself some time my friend...never hurts to be feared in the right circumstances

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My favorite is a line I heard a comedian use: I'm not afraid to go BACK to jail...

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