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If it werent for ugly feet, women couldnt go shoe shopping

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True D....True....

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Sometimes, when i'm lonely... i crawl into a laundry basket and tickle my ears. But, Some times I don't...


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You have a good point.  I only like shoes because they hide my ugly feet. 

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He cried because he had no shoes till he met a man who had no feet.

He thought of all the money he could have saved on shoes

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Not to mention the bacteria and toe jam feet carry around at all times couped up in damp shoes all day. It's a breeding ground I tell ya! Excuse me I have to go do my nightly clorox soaking now.

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I like that one.  It makes me smile at the pure crabbiness of that dude.



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Tune in for another exciting episode of King Crab and his sidekick Jumbo Shrimp, the oxymoron.

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  You're making it REALLY hard to stay crabby...

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sorry, but no crab asses on my watch missy

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Um...are you trying to BOSS me now, too?  That's all I need.  Another #*$%(# so & so thinking they're the BOSS of me.  (stomp, stomp, stomp)

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bosses...I hate bosses...vowed I would never be one...I dont even go near Boston just because it sounds like Boss town...hope I squelched that ugly rumor

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Okay.  Now you've done it.  Right in the middle of my STOMP, I laughed right out loud in an empty office building.  The sheer goofiness of being angry yet laughing when nobody can hear me...and being embarrassed by that fact, has just snapped the funk.  Dude.  I'm still laughing.  Can't type...laughing.....

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I'm here all week...until the parole hearing

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Where's your partner in crime tonight? Do you guys work different shifts?

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No.  We work the same shift...mine's just gotten extended today.  Good ol' unpaid overtime.  Gotta love it. 



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well, at least you have an alibi now

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This thread has become un-girly.

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dont worry Molly, just getting in touch with my feminine side

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Want me to paint your toes?

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I want to see this.

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Might need to spackle first...but something in a nice latex...sure

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Let's get fancy:


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This reminds me of the episode of that seventies show where Jackie uses Kelso as a practice makeover...very scary.

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Feet are ugly

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try walking without em Ruby

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Ruby wrote:


Feet are ugly

I agree! I hate feet! And I hate people looking at my bare feet!

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Is that the exuse to buy gazillions of pairs of shoes Woo?

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Are you telling me you wouldn't want to nibble these?


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Ew, Sparky, warn us first, I was eating!!!

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