Posties 1993
(In the 1990's I worked for a while as a postman and amused my colleagues with an annual poetic chronicle.
The events described in some verses are exaggerated for comic effect. No animals or old men were seriously harmed in events inspiring these poems.)

There is a jolly postie,
Who always says good day,
But he expects a Christman tip
To supplement his pay.

There is a great big postie,
A hero it is said.
He calmed a barking doggie
By kicking in its head.

There is a postal woman,
As sexy as can be,
But she has a boyfriend
Who's over six foot three.

There is a comic postie,
Who is the office clown.
Colleagues make a fool of him
And pull his trousers down.

There is another postie
With very little class.
When he's drunk he dances
And shows us all his ass.

So free beers for the postie,
The hero of the mail,
Who laughs at barking, angry dogs,
And rain and wind and hail.

You caught me. I have developmental programs as a side business. Fuzzy Post and Fuzzy logic.