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RE: Random Observations


JAAAAAAAAAAAAAY DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I may be replacing your chair with a wooden crate Sunday night!!!!

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But then JR, who would you have to blame everything on?

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OH AND DONT FORGET MY SIPPY CUP TOO!!!!!

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Did you want your usual Powder Puff Girls sippy cup JD? I have a Power Rangers one I had bought for you, but you always gravitated toward that darn Powder Puff Girls one.

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Awwwwww come on JD!

I've been sitting here for five minutes waiting to see your response and you're just gonna ignore my cyber-shot?

Now's a FINE TIME to decide to take the high road

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haha made you wait!!!


 



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$1.28 a pound asparagus tastes twice as good when you know the price goes back up to $3.99 tomorrow!

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It should just be assumed that if you order fries through the drive thru at any restaurant that you'll want a packet or two of ketchup. 

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Good service always costs extra. Poor service used to be the exception, now it is the rule

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them scoop-shaped chips for salsa are pretty brilliant.

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my short term memory is ok.


My long term memory is pretty good.


 


Its the middle-term memory that is shot.



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It does not feel good when you slam a stamper on your finger.

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Thanks JD, but no bandaid required. Just an ouchy!

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ok



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papercuts hurt more than shotgun blasts.

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

papercuts hurt more than shotgun blasts.



I've had many papercuts, but let me say I hope to never find out if your statement is true or not!

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paper cuts are thin slices, shotgun blasts leave gaping holes we can see through

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Dylan wrote:


paper cuts are thin slices, shotgun blasts leave gaping holes we can see through


Well yeah, 'cepten for all that blood...


 



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if i jingle my keys, the SHE BOSSES dog barks, and THE MAN gets up and goes to her office and says "shut that <censored> dog up or take the b**** to the house!" 



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lol, how many times during the day do you jingle your keys just to make the dog bark?

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Smiles everyone, smiles!

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i just discovered this.  so far only twice today.  i hate to make my intentions obvious. 

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Time to start clipping your keys to your belt...

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When you put toast back in a toaster, it doesn't automatically pick back up where it left off.

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sour cream is almost always optional.

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I lost $275 in the stock market yesterday.

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I'd be kind of fun if the muppets were real.  

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:


I lost $275 in the stock market yesterday.


You were one of the lucky ones then!



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yes sir!

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:


I'd be kind of fun if the muppets were real.  

DON'T SAY THAT!  KERMIE'S REAL!  HE IS!

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