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JD The Jazz Doctor


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oh I guess I meant like to like come hang out and talk like on the muppet show LS!


Like Scooter stoppin by to ask for advice. Or whippin boomerang fish with the boomeraing fish guy.....


    



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I agree with LS- Miss Piggy has got to be real!

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ducks flying south means winter is coming. today I saw a herd of ducks flying north. I am guessing that summer is here!

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I take advantage of the flex-time here at work. I can start work anywheres from 7-9 am. I usually opt for the 9 am for 3 reasons-


I can stay in bed longer


My main customers office hours are 9-5


The rush hour traffic is just about over by the time I head out to work.


BUT, this lack of traffic does not mean less danger. There are fewer cars on the road, but a hearty dose of the turkeys out there are doing 80mph in 45 zones, because they be all late to work and gets fired if they late again!   



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The octane ratings stated for gasoline at the pump is now an absolute lie.

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it seems that whenever someone somewhere finds a dead body outside, and they get interviewed on the tv news, one of the first things they all say is "I poked it with a stick".....



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Crackers don't stay any crunchier in milk than cereal.

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Why did you put crackers in milk?

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Cause I was out of cereal, it was the cinamon crisp ones. Oh well I tried.

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Well, that's a bit better. I was assuming it was saltines.

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When Geese migrate, they fly in a "V" shape with one side of the "V" always being longer. That is because there are more Geese on that side.



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There are three different brands of lunch meat that I buy.

EVERY ONE OF THEM lists 6 slices as a serving and gives the nutritional info based on six slices.

Yet EVERY ONE OF THEM only includes 17 slices of meat in a package, meaning the third sandwich is 1 slice short.

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYY!!!!?!?!?

I'll pay the extra .07 so they can include the full 18 slices!! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

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Maybe you could fold one over Riggs and then just eat that side of the sammich.

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Interesting idea Sparky. Except then I'm left with a sandwich half that's been shorted TWO slices

But it's no problem. I solved this dilemma long ago. I use the five slices that are the odd slices out for my omlette. Where yes, they're still short a full serving, but since there's so much other crap in the omlette I never notice.



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Speaking of omlettes, here's another random thought.

Eggs are the last good deal in America.

I typically pay fifty cents a dozen. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYBE Sixty Five cents if I can't find em on sale.

To think, some poor chicken gave up her unborn child so a corporation could make about .04 on it.

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I suppose so . . . but the REAL commitment came from the pig that provided the ham to go with those eggs.



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No pigs were harmed in the making of my omlette Web. I'm not a big fan of pork.

Ironically the meat of choice in the omlette was Chicken. So in theory I may have got the mom too!



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Chicken's are a close relative of the penguin.

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But the penguin is no relations to the pidgeon...although I believe he always wanted to poop on cars

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He still shouldn't eat them, close enough to be cannabalism



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I believe man can live on Dorito's and Diet Pepsi...and with all the different Dorito flavors...it would eb hard to be bored.

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Is that all your diet consists of? you poor man come over for dinner. We are having Chicken farafalle pasta with garlic alfredo sauce, garlic toast and a salad. I had the day off and felt a little bit domestic.

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Sparky is one lucky Tom Cat

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It's not very often I cook real meals, but when I do, I do it right.


 



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Cooking is fun...its the clean up that is aggravating

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the garlic breath will be bad too.

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Only if there will be kissing

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eeewwweee boys are icky. The rough tongue ones are even ickier.

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I agree, boys are icky

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I'm glad to hear that. There are a few strange ducks out there that see thing differently.

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