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disco strangler


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notice next time you are at the checkout...


every week, magazines like good housekeeping, woman's day, family circle read "walk off weight..."  "lose weight..."  "lose xx pounds..."


the picture on the cover is always a bil ol' cake or dessert of some type!


so, i see myself walking on the treadmill, reading a magazine, eating a donut...


 



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That is so so true.....


or else they are giving the plot of next weeks soaps away that I want to watch and see the plots anew



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I always secretly laugh to myself whenever someone asks to borrow my pencil. I'm not a chewer, but I usually keep my pencil behind my ear, or sometimes I hold it between my teeth. I think it's a habit I formed while studying art in school when usuing pencil and paint or some other combination of medium. I don't do it to my pens, just my pencils.

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What ever happened to Nut & Honey cereal? Do they still make it? I loved that cereal, and I liked the commercials.

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Ahhhh. This came to mind....



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spaghetti sauce from a jar or can that already comes with the meat in it is gross. 

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I used to think the church bells in the neighborhood rang in each hour a couple minutes apart because one or the other's time was wrong. It just occured to me that they must do that so that each set of bells has its own uninterrupted air-time in the neighborhood.

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if you serve someone 4 spears of asparagus, it looks paltry.


if you serve someone 4 spears of asparagus diced into 1" pieces, it looks like a feast.



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t's hard to type while holding a spoon full of peanutbutter.

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A spoonful of peanut butter? Do you keep some at your desk?

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I had some peanut butter on hand, but was out of crackers, and I had skipped lunch. So I had just peanut butter.

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LOL! That's my kind of lunch!

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Why, oh WHY is it that every time I'm home sick, the SAME shows are on daytime TV???

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MzHartz wrote:


I had some peanut butter on hand, but was out of crackers, and I had skipped lunch. So I had just peanut butter.


It looks like it would be hard to type with peanut butter on your hand too!



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MzHartz wrote:

I had some peanut butter on hand, but was out of crackers, and I had skipped lunch. So I had just peanut butter.

I've had peanut butter straight out of the jar many times for a snack...

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most of the conversations at work is whining, stress-filled idiocy by lazy and/or incompetent morons.

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the guy that filled out bulk fuel tanks reeked of cigarettes...  isn't it kinda dangerous to smoke if you're carrying fuel?    *** kaboom ***



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today in the miller park parking lot- police were doing driving training between cones. 2 cars were pursuing a third on the course they have set up.   

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Hey, I see them doing that every once in awhile. Those cops have some drivin' skillz!

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yea if I would have had time, I would have pulled over to watch- donuts and stuff would be cool to see!

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I think the cops usually have the donuts eaten before you get a chance to see them JD!


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People on cell phones mistakenly tend to believe they are in a cone of silence.



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When you wake up in the morning and it's cloudy and dreary outside with full intentions the night before of going into town early....as soon as you close your eyes the sun comes out and it's too late because AC allready took the car with the kid seat to work.

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Complete strangers feel free to comment to me about the sunburn I got yesterday at the company picnic.  Yes, I know I should have been wearing sunscreen.  I wasn't, except for on my face.  I'm dealing with it... why can't they?


Second random observation... ice cream would rock right now. There is a Dairy Queen next door... hmmm...



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its like the lame-os at the grocery store enjoy being lame-os. here, let me walk a little slower as I wander......here, I don't really need the ride-able cart, but if it means I don't have to walk, well then thank you jesus! here let me park it in the middle of the isle so no one can get past.....here, let me put a thumb print into the pack of ground beef and put it back.....

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all the guys that work here are hard of hearing...

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It's called selective hearing DS! We are all born with it.

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Sparky- come here, I have a present for you.

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disco strangler


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Sparky wrote:

It's called selective hearing DS! We are all born with it.


well, they have that too...


... but there's no such thing as a casual conversation here.  it's always casual YELLING.  they talk extremely LOUD because they can't hear and i yell back so they can... 



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I like presents!

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