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MzHartz


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What are some of the things you've said that have just come out totally wrong? (I have a feeling Mema and Pambo have a few of these.)

A few minutes ago, a coworker asked me if a volunteer named Pat should be addressed as Mr. or Mrs. I told her I didn't know, they hadn't talked to us yet, we just got the form. Then I said, "Maybe we should start asking them for sex."

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nice!

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a listener here in town insists I said "Eurizmics" on the Friday night cook-out show. I might have...  

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i don't know if this counts...


this past saturday, dad & the kids took me out to eat at caraba's.  the 20 year old was aggravating the 3 year by blowing in his face.  he stood up in his chair and screamed at the top of his lungs at her, "DON'T BLOW ME!!!!!!"


yeah, there was a moment, that seemed like hours, of dead silence.  and i turned about fifty shades of crimson.....



-- Edited by disco strangler at 15:43, 2006-05-17

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lol, DS, that's exactly the type of thing I think Mz is looking for!

-- Edited by Molly at 15:42, 2006-05-17

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Its not the unintentionally stupid things I have said...those are kinda funny.

Its things I may have said out of sheer ignorance I usually regeret

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Dylan wrote:

Its not the unintentionally stupid things I have said...those are kinda funny. Its things I may have said out of sheer ignorance I usually regeret
for example???  c'mon, share....

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DS, for that you would have to buy my book...

"The Stupid things I Have Said" by Dylan Murphy

or just wait for the movie version.

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would have to be the movie version.  my attention span is limited because the kids suck every second out of me they possibly can...



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Sounds like with all the pu;;s on your time DS, you might just fall asleep in the theater.

A good nap would be well worth the 9 bucks.

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This is one my brother actually gets credit for, a few years ago during Christmas we had gotten my mom one of those vibrating back massagers, the one with the vibrating in the back and legs. A friend called and asked what he was doing? "I'm at my mom's house trying out her new vibrator". We have never let him live that one down.

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He mustve been picking up Good Vibrations

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ok I got one- just happened 1/2 hr ago-


I walk past the ladies in the finishing department "JD where you been all day?"


"I was in there (office) workin my butt off all day" (a lie, I was here most of the day...)


"You been workin your butt off all day?? lets see"


I turn around and oblige....a bit of applause, a whistle, a couple of scowls....


I turn back around "hey, I am MORE than an A$$......."



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I answered the phone last night this is "allycat" what can I do you for?


My co-worker laughed so hard she almost wet her pants



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hooked!




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And it only took 49 posts

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That's awesome! I can't imagine answering  "insert place of business- This is Woo Hoo! "LOL!

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You would sound like a really enthusuastic employee....it might be a good thing

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Dylan wrote:

You would sound like a really enthusuastic employee....it might be a good thing
I suppose I would! LOL!

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Woo Hoo for Woo Hoo employee of the month

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Man, to make that worse, try working two jobs where you have to answer the phone! I did really well, I only answered the phone wrong a couple times...

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back in highschool I worked at a hardware store. I must have answered the phone a lot, because a few times at home I'd answer "Coast to Coast Hardware, this is JD"

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I'm pretty sure I mentioned this once before on the forum somewhere. But during the second or third season of American Idol my sister was coming over to watch it here on the big screen.

Josh Gracin was singing and I had just pulled a pizza out of the oven. It was a deli pizza that may well be the best pizza I've ever had and it was kind of a treat to have it because I had to drive about 15 - 18 miles to get one. (now they're at all the local Pick N' Saves though).

So anyway, I had cut the pizza up and was bringing it into the living room so we could eat it and I was thinking about how good it looked and Erica said "this Josh Gracin is really good", but with my mind on the pizza I must have thought she said "this pizza is really good" and I replied "Yeah, he's delicious". I immediately realized what I said and yelled "THE PIZZA, THE PIZZA IS DELICIOUS".

Erica still teases me about this one. Asking me if some guy on the street looks "delicious" to me



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You feed the girl and let her watch your big screen TV and she still has the nerve to tease you? For shame on her...for shame?

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MzHartz wrote:

Man, to make that worse, try working two jobs where you have to answer the phone! I did really well, I only answered the phone wrong a couple times...

We have 2 lines at work. The intercom where you can just say "hello" and the outside line where you have to say who you are. They tend to get mixed up in the shop. But we also tend to say "Hello, insert place of business, this is...." when we are at home!


I also did that when i was at my last job. At home I would say hello, Domestics!



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I feel your pain with this one.  At one point, I was working three jobs, all of which required me to answer phones.  So I would not only answer my home phone with a business name, but would occassionally get mixed up at one of the businesses!  Ugh.

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I just had a bad time talking yesterday thought I would share.


I told a shoe salesman that dropped little A's new shoes those things are hold to hard on too.


I asked Sparky at target if we needed a copping shart.


 


 



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Hmmm... I know we have to have about a thousand of these.  The only one jumping right to mind is Pambo trying to explain to me an exponential increase in something, completely lost the real word and came off with "fourdupled". The sad thing is that I knew exactly what she was trying to say. I still tease her about that.


Her favorite story is actually about her daughter.  Suz was a basketball player since she was little.  Somewhere along the line the family was at a party, I guess Suz was in about 6th or 7th grade. Some guy asked her if she used men's basketballs or women's basketballs.  Her response was "I play with men's balls."  To this day, Suz is mortified by that comment.



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I asked Pambo.  She says I rarely say anything I haven't thought out. That is true.  I've got off a few good ones that I did TOTALLY mean... after I heard from the ho, I decided to take Kev his stuff.  I spent the whole day taking his stuff out of my house up to the shop. In the second load of his clothes, I also gave him one of our pets... a Nanday Conure named Freddie.  Freddie is VERY loud.  I got him up there before Kev showed up to open the shop, so of course that was the first thing Kev noticed when he got there.  He asked me what was Freddie doing up there.  I explained that he was not going to be allowed to abandon every shred of his former life's responsibility on me, "So, you got it buck-o.  I'm giving both you bastages the bird!" 


In a separate conversation about getting back together, he told me, "When I told you before that I want to die with you, I meant it.  I still do."  My response was, "I always assumed you meant murder/suicide. Thanks, but no..."


Pambo laughed her butt off at both of those.



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