11 PEOPLE ON  A ROPE  

Eleven  people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter--ten men and one  woman.  The rope  was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one  had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.  They weren't able to name  that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.  She said  that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she  was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in  general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in  return.   As soon as she finished her speech, all the men  started clapping their hands.....