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Aww Jeez! Why Me??


About 20 minutes ago I get a phone call from my Grandmother-In-Law asking if I was wearing any underwear today? I said well Yes I think so? Apparantly Allycat didn't shake out Little A's Blanket after she grabbed it out of the dryer. There is just something wrong about your Granny-In-Law handeling your draweres.




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sorry Sparkster!

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oh my good golly!  i was laughing so hard that the SHE BOSS had to stop by to see what the heck was going on!  i'm still in stitches! not to mention almost busted!  so, do you get to pick up the girl this afternoon?  ba ha ha ha ha!  



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Sparky you do lead an interesting life buddy

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DS, unfortunately I do have to go over there right after work.


Good thing to know I have an extra pair in town if I need them....



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I just hope the blind, cenile (sp) ole bat doesn't give them to Little A to cuddle with!

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Ooooh nice blanky!

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It's bad enough I can't hardly pry them out of allycat's paws.

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All this prying and there gonna be cheesecloth material!

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Maybe it will attract the mice then! Cats like Meeses!

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Now that honestly sounds like something that would happen to me. Sorry Sparky... that is kinda creepy.

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Everyone will be happy to know my drawers are back home where they belong. Oh and so is Little A's blanky.


Mema, this kind of thing seems to target me for some reason.



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I am = parts happy and suprised little A didn't think she had a special hat or mask or something!!




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Hey! How did you get a pic of Little A?

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aw jeez spark, its ALL OVER the internet!

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Did I ever show you my baby picture?




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Oh and he forgot to tell you they were pink. Grandma was afraid to touch them, picked them up with the remote control and put them back in the diaper bag.



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Ha
This reminds me of a story.
One of the guys that I worked with told me this, why I don't know.
We were working a Pacer game about 10 years ago and Jeff (his real name) proceded to tell the crew that he was in a hurry to get to Market Square because he was running late. He was waiting on his jeans to dry in the dryer. In his haste he just grabbed a pair and put them on and headed for work. On the way he began to realize that the jeans weren't quite right.

Then he discovered that the jeans he was wearing weren't his.

They were his Mother-In-Law's!!!!!!

She was staying with them.

Needless to say we gave him all kinds of crap about getting into his Mother-In-Law's pants.

Had he kept his mouth shut we would have never known.

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A few years ago, my parents were going to my aunt and uncle house for dinner, and my dad kept tugging at the crotch of his pants for like two hours. My mom finally yelled at him in front of them mind you, what the hell is wrong woth your pants? "He said they were tighting his nads" as he stood up my mom realized they were her pants.

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HAHAHA!!!!!!

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Can I ask you all one question before I lkeave for the day? Why no comments about Sparky's pink underwear? Do all of you guys have a pair of pink underwear? did I hit home? or was it just out of respect for Sparky to leave that alone?  

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I thought they were pink because you mixed them in with the colors again.... 

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Well Ally- most women do the laundry- so we figured if we questioned the pink drawers- we would be bashing you! (we only want to harass him!)

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They were not PINK! They were burgandy red, one of the very few colors I am able to see!!!!

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On the whole, it does not disturb me to see a man wearing pink. I figure it takes a fairly secure guy to go the pink route... particularly in my office.  Most guys only wear pink once around here.  The rednecks just have a field day with that sort of thing. 


Pink undies on the other hand might make me go "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?" . 



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Back in the 80's we could wear pink or yellow or any pastel color and nobody thought we were fruity.

WHERE IS DON JOHNSON WHEN YOU NEED HIM!?!?!?!?!?

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Hehehehe... Don Johnson went the way of the shoulder mounted boom box.  But it is fun to look back and laugh. I couldn't help but note yesterday while sitting in a meeting that two guys were wearing sunshine yellow shirts. No one got on them about that... then again my boss and the rest of my buddies weren't in the same meeting to witness them.

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Yeah, all the good stuff is gone.

I finally threw away my stone-washed jeans about three months ago. I was praying they'd come back into style and had held onto them for 20 years.

Of course, they wouldn't have fit, but if they came back in style that would have just given me more incentive to get in better shape so they did fit.

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Don't even get me started on the subject of jeans!  Okay... too late!! Why the heck does it have to be that every pair of women's jeans in the world must be low waisted and boot cut? I'm one of those females with a fairly small waist, yet am plagued with a bit of "junk in the trunk".  Therefore, I can either find jeans that fit me okay around the just below the waist line that I do not have a prayer of squeezing the booty into with anything of comfort and dignity OR I can find jeans that work for the booty but have inches to spare around the top. Either way I've never been a fan of the boot cut / bell bottomed look.

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