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I'M  DOWN HERE - DRINKING BELIKIN BEER
          Words & Music:  Ron Bertrand
          Copyright:  1999
 
I flew down to Belize on a TACA airliner
And when I landed everything looked fine
So I took the water-taxi here to Caye Caulker
I've had a good time but I'm no talker
 
    Cause I'm down here drinking Belikin beer
    I've been down so long that I just don't care
    I'll stay down here drinking Belikin beer
    Till somebody runs me outta here

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If I want some beer I don’t want to hear about how I missed the show
Because I drink to slow so pass me the beer bong it won’t take very long
For me to put down this torpedo to the ground because drinking beer is too
Slow beer bong is the way to go to go to go don’t drink too slow !

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 Beer Beer Beer
Traditional
A long time ago, way back in history,
when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell
so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Lord bless Charlie Mops!


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Beer Run
 







 
Twenty-five minutes past quitting time
Seven of us crammed into that truck of mine
Paying no attention to them highway signs
Doing ninety miles an hour toward the county line
Quick sack, twelve pack, back again
It’s a b-double e-double are you in?

My buddies and their babies letting down their hair
As long as we’re together is don’t matter where
Ain’t got a lot of money but we just don’t care
Knowing half the fun is in the getting there
Aztec, long necks, paychecks spent
Oh, it’s a b-double e-double are you in?

I can’t stop thinking
What the hell they were drinking
Whan they made this county dry
I got a week-long thirst
And to make it worse
Lord, it’s my turn to drive

Laughing and bragging and a’ carrying on
We loaded up the wagons and we headed home
I guess half a dozen cases doesn’t last that long
Come tomorrow morning it’ll be all gone
Them, it’s turn around, leave town, sounds again
Like a b-double e-double are you in?


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do you need a


 


if you are that hooked maybe you need



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The Beer Song

Oh... what is the malted liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)



Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
I could not refuse a (Beer)
I could really use a beer, beer, beer

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve-pack with my dad (BURP!)
That's my son the drunken manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud
Here have some pretzels
No, I'll call it quits
Those things give me the shlits (ha ha ha)

Drink with your family
Drink it with your friends
Drink till your fat, stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you
We like to drink till we spew! Ew!
Who cares if we get fat?
I'll drink to that

As we sing once more...

What is the malted liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
Golly, I adore it! (Beer)
Come on dammit, pour it!
Do it for me, brew it for me
Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer)
The most wonderful drink in the world
HOORAY!!! (BURP!)



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MUSTARD PLUG LYRICS

"Beer (Song)"

Don't let em take it all away
It's getting harder every day
Brothers, sisters, hear me say
'Til my very dying day

I'm down on my luck
I'm out on the streets
I'm at wits end and I've nearly been beat
See they've taken my home
They've taken my wife
They've taken my job
And they've taken my life
But there's one thing that they will not take
That I will hold til the end
Until my dying day
'Cause it's part of me
And it's time that we say
They will not take it all away!

I'm pounding the pavement
Through thick and thin
Good times and bad
You know I just can't win
I've been beat on, kicked on, insulted to my face
The whole bleedin' world thinks I'm a bleedin' disgrace
Yeah they can own my body but they'll never own my mind
So they better face the facts, 'cause now is the time
'Till we all join hands, and all of us say
They will not take it all away

Since the day I was born
I've been runnin' uphill
I work my fingers to the bone
Just to get my fill
And they still want more
It's getting harder everyday
Until there's nothing left
Until they take it all away

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Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer." Henry Lawson

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allycat wrote:

do you need a   if you are that hooked maybe you need

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy-


Ben Franklin



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I'll make the call for you if you can't do it for yourself.. I am your friend its ok.

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"A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat and to drink and to be merry." 


Ecclesiates 8:15.



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"Hail to beer, America's beverage!" Closing line of the "American Beer Pledge" which is frequently receited during American Beer month each July. 

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"... there is only one game at the heart of America and that is baseball, and only one beverage to be found sloshing at the depths of our national soul and that is beer." 


Peter Richmond



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I'm going to buy a boat...do a little traveling,and I'm going to be drinking beer!" 

Brooklyn bus driver John Welsh, $30 million New York Lottery winner



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But Alley,


Beer needs baseball, and baseball needs beer - it has always been thus." Peter Richmond



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Save Water, Drink Beer." T-shirt motto seen at the Toronto Beer Festival

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99 Bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer, oh sorry JD didn't mean to mess up your intervention.

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I live a walk away from Miller Brewery. While not my first choice of beer, usually once or twice a summer I'll walk on down for the tour, get a few samples, and sit and listen to the polka guys in the beer garden.


but my favorite part of the tour is the miller beer movie. By the time it is done, the whole audience is just fired up with their love for beer.  The best part of the movie is about a dozen times, in surround sound and on a huge screen, they simply open up a bottle of beer and pour it in a glass. The sound and site of that alone is intoxicating.   



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"The Horse and Mule live thirty years,


Yet know nothing of wines and beers. . .


But sinful, Ginful, beer soaked man,


Survives three score years and ten."


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"Treat our beer like the family dog - keep it comfortable and out of extreme heat or cold, except when taking it out to play." 


Advice on Western Reserve Brewing Company's six-pack.



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The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer'." 

Dave Barry, referring to the actor who played the Lone Ranger on radio.



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