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16.5% of you don't see the homepage the way we intend it


Turns out our stats tracker has info on EEEEEEEEEVERYTHING, including what resolution you have your monitors set at when you visit our website.

Out of the last 550 visitors, 16.5% have their monitor set to 800 x 600 which means the website hangs off the side of the screen.

63.5% have it set at 1024 x 768 which is what it was created for. The remaining 20% have it set for even higher resolution making our web page SMALLER than their entire screen.

So I guess the good news is the web site looks fine to 83.5% of visitors. But darn those 16.5% with bad eyes!!!!

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I'm in the later 20% I think, I have a big monitor!



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God Bless You and the Country You Come From Ultimo!!!!

It's such a bummer when someone emails me and tells me they can't see half our page.

It's even more of a bummer when I'm at someone's house or something and I bring up the page to show them and it looks like crap because they have the monitor set so the letters are one inch tall each!

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I am in the 16.5%, for a few reasons.


#1 eyestrain is one cause of migraine headaches


#2 computer vision syndrom, it causes many problems


#3 computer users on average need bifocals 7 years earlier than non computer users


 


so I have to scroll to see the buttons, oh well



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**** NOTICE TO ALL FORUM READERS ****

Allycat does not express the views or opinions of Freeze-Frame Radio or any of it's employees.

Our independent studies have suggested that you will live as much as 100 years longer with a higher screen resolution.

Furthermore, additional studies done in our Freeze-Frame laboratories have suggeted your vision can be improved to 20/20, regardless of your starting point, by spending at least 8 hours per day reading the Freeze-Frame Forum in a high resolution setting.

Freeze-Frame Radio. Helping America Stay Healthy!

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and remember he's a paid actor pretending to be a spoksman.


bye gotta go now, have a great day!


 


and ps JD is not a real doctor nor does he play one on tv. Ladies watch out at summerfest, he will try to play DR with you.



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its that .5% that concerns me. 

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Your stats tracker can track everything? Who's big, who's small??? Hmmmmm??? I gotta get me one of those.



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Come on guys, we can reach a happy medium:

Download Firefox. Set your resolution to 1024x768. Then in Firefox, go to View, Text Size, and Increase it so the screen is easier to read. Then the page will still be visible, and so will the words!

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darleneapd wrote:


Your stats tracker can track everything? Who's big, who's small??? Hmmmmm??? I gotta get me one of those.

nice blue shirt today, darlene!

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Molly wrote:

Come on guys, we can reach a happy medium:

Download Firefox. Set your resolution to 1024x768. Then in Firefox, go to View, Text Size, and Increase it so the screen is easier to read. Then the page will still be visible, and so will the words!




Safari on Macs does that too Molly.

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Ultimo wrote:


Molly wrote:
Come on guys, we can reach a happy medium:

Download Firefox. Set your resolution to 1024x768. Then in Firefox, go to View, Text Size, and Increase it so the screen is easier to read. Then the page will still be visible, and so will the words!


Safari on Macs does that too Molly.




See, a happy medium for everyone!

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darleneapd wrote: Your stats tracker can track everything? Who's big, who's small??? Hmmmmm??? I gotta get me one of those. nice blue shirt today, darlene!

You just freaked me out.  And my co-worker, I showed her your comment.  Guess what?? I am wearing a BLUE SHIRT~~

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Yeah, we already knew that

heh heh heh

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you and molly and LS are looking really pretty today too!

-- Edited by JD The Jazz Doctor at 11:10, 2006-06-29

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sparky, you won't have to wear that tie tomorrow, will you?

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JD, I'm telling you this reverse-webcam software we bought from WebGuy is worth EVERY PENNY!

Who knew you could use a monitor as a camera?!?



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Don't forget about Darlene's black shoes! Nice!

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Hey Webguy, JD & I have talked it over and we're ready to buy that X-Ray vision upgrade. How much did you want for that again?

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:


sparky, you won't have to wear that tie tomorrow, will you?


Wow JD! HOOOOW did you know?



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Hey Sparky,

We can see EVERYTHING. Looking at you right now I can see clearly you are a white guy, with hair, a nose, a couple of eyes and a mouth. Looks like you're wearing clothes today, and sitting in a chair.

I hope this is enough evidence for you that you guys gotta watch yourselves, because Big Brother Freeze-Frame see's all!

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Actually JR, when I'm in my office I like to sit behind my desk with no pants on. Noone ever notices!

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Hey guys, which finger am I holding up?

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Yep! And just think Web's new X-Ray software has smellivision too!

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Molly wrote:


Hey guys, which finger am I holding up?


 


none! you don't type very well just with one hand! Also please don't slouch. thank you!  



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Molly THAT'S NOT NICE!

Webguy, there IS a feature to turn off the smellivision right? And can you set it up so the X-Ray vision only activates when viewing members of the female persuasion?

Of course, we'll pay extra for these upgrades.

Seriously though Molly! That's no way for a lady to act!!!

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I love when Mz has her feet up in her chair indian style and spins her self around while singing to the music!

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