To Be 6 Again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at

herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what

she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again," she

replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he

arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her

to

Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park;

the

Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,

everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme

park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then

took

her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries

and

a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and

her

favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled

home

with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his

wife

with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being

six

again??" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I

meant my dress size, you dumb a$$!"

The moral of the story:

Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.