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allycat


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hey web I helped a customer named Scott that looked a little like you earlier today.

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We're sorry, the WebGuy you reached is currently not available. He was called to South Dakota on a "surveillance assignment".

Please try again later.

Thanks.



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Jeremy Riggs


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Speaking of guys that look like Web.

I have been watching season 4 of News Radio and I've really been struck by how much Web and Phil Hartman look alike. I mean. Not ALWAYS, but at times Hartman looks just like Web to me!

You're a celeb Web!

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Phil Hartman huh?

I've never gotten that one before.

I'm off to bed. Maybe I'll wake up Mrs Web and let her know she's married to a famous celebrity.

Don't wait up.



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Turns out, she wasn't impressed.

Isn't there an old saying . . . something like: Late to bed and early to rise, will make you tired?



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allycat


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maybe you should try stalking Mrs Web for a few weeks, maybe she's be impressed next time.

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MzHartz


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I get it, Web is really Phil Hartman who faked his own death, and now he's assumed the identity of WebGuy and moved to Nebraska!

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Jeremy Riggs


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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

You could be on to something MzHartz!

Phil seemed like a guy that was sort of down-to-earth, maybe didn't like the spotlight that celebrity brings.

Hmmmmmmm

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WebGuy


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I wouldn't suggest wasting too many brian cycles on that theory.

I can't act.



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Jeremy Riggs


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So what you're saying is that after a successful stint on SNL and News Radio, you became paralized by your fear of the spotlight and lost you ability to act. Faced with the embarassment of having lost the ability to earn a living doing what you loved you decided to fake your own death and move to Nebraska, assuming the identity of this "Webguy" to live out the rest of your life in peacful obscurity?

It's all making perfect sense now! Anyone know the number for E! Entertainment Television? This is a True Hollywood Story for SURE!

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When you call E!, make sure you spell your name right and give them your address. They will want to know where to come back to "reward" you for the lead once they realize the truth of which you speak.





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Jeremy Riggs


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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

That's Jay Dee. 123 West East Street. Milwaky, WI 53211

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allycat


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JR, I can give them the info if you'd like.


 



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And if its true, he'll get the big monitary reward.



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Jeremy Riggs


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OH! OH! OH!

You're a devious one aren't ya Web!

You deny, deny and deny some more, then at the last minute open the door to the possibility I was right all along!

Well, actually, you're too young to be Hartman. Plus, he only looks like you once in awhile. I was looking online for a photo and NONE of them looked that much like you, but when I was watching the show on TV there were a couple times I thought "Man, that looks just like Web in that family picture on the site". Then I thought "I should make a sandwich". Clearly the two thoughts weren't related. But I believe in full disclosure.

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WebGuy


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So seeing me makes you hungry?



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Jeremy Riggs


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No, actually I think it's the process of thinking that makes me hungry. You know, expending mental energy and all.

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allycat


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I bet there is smoke as well as hunger



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