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The Good Witch Of The South

    



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Do you work with monkeys?


Do You Work With Monkeys?
10 Pesky Co-WorkersKate Lorenz, CareerBuilder.com Editor

Infamous co-workers and their idiosyncrasies -- from Michael Scott, the bumbling boss in "The Office," to Milton, that dude with the Swingline stapler obsession, in "Office Space" -- are a constant source of amusement. Sure they make us laugh, but when we actually work with someone who could be one of those characters, they're not so funny anymore.

Let's see... There's the gal in the cube next to you who uses baby talk incessantly, the intern who sneaks up to your cube oh-so-quietly and stares at the back of your head until you notice, and don't forget the mid-level manager who doles out high-fives to everyone.

If you feel like your co-workers drive you ape, you're not alone. Fifty-three percent of workers told CareerBuilder.com that they feel like they work with a bunch of monkeys. The "Monkey Business" survey of more than 2,050 workers also found one-in-five workers think their boss is a monkey.

What's more, of those who said their co-workers act like monkeys, 47 percent plan to change jobs in the next two years. If your boss acts like Tarzan and your workplace is a zoo, it may be time to join these workers in moving on to a better job opportunity.

While you're contemplating your escape, here are some real-life examples of survey respondents' most-annoying co-workers:

1. The manager who tried to get employees in another department fired for eating bagels that were reserved for an event the next day.

2. The co-worker who constantly e-mails the person who is sitting right next to her.

3. The co-worker who sits in a crowded cubicle area and insists on putting every conversation on speaker phone, including the exploits of the night before.

4. The boss who cut his fingernails while standing in his employee's cube.

5. The co-worker who steals other people's food from the lunch room refrigerator and then acts baffled when asked about it.

6. The co-worker who changed his job title to look more important without approval from his boss.

7. The boss who swears at the top of his lungs and occasionally throws his chair or phone down the hall.

8. The co-worker who walks up and randomly scratches other people's backs.

9. The co-worker who was caught sleeping on the job more than once and would insist he was praying.

10. The co-worker who every morning would greet her fellow employees (before they had any caffeine) with, "Are you ready for another fun and EXCITING day?!"

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at first I read the title of the thread and thought to myself "Who doesn't!"


oh and this one: 5. The co-worker who steals other people's food from the lunch room refrigerator and then acts baffled when asked about it.

makes me think of that Taco Bell commercial where the guy says "You're not Karen."
 That always makes me chuckle.


and my supervisor does this one: 10. The co-worker who every morning would greet her fellow employees (before they had any caffeine) with, "Are you ready for another fun and EXCITING day?!"



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We could probably expand that list. I have #11-


 


 


11. The co-worker who asked for a student's name everytime you are talking about someone. Not talking to her mind you and we have over 3000+ students and she does not deal with any of them. That irritates me!



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#12 the tampon theif, we have lockers but no one ever locks them and someone steals tampons from everyone's lockers.


#13 the person who tells the boss on a person for not wearing socks with their shoes.



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OMG, a tampon thief! That is hillarious! I'm sure it's not funny to y'all, but it's funny to an outsider. I will post from home about this one. (Beware of big brother....)

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Its pretty funny, I am smart enough to keep my stuff either locked or in my purse with me. One gal had a big box in her locker and was gone for 4 days and came back and there was only 1 left, so she left a nasty note on it and the next day there was 4 in the box. If they felt a little guilty to return 3 they could at least buy her a new box. Losers

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Man, my old boss fits at least 3 of those! Add in some sexual harassment, and you've got him described to a T!

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I work with mostly retired military guys that are over the age of 50. The only women in the office are a pregnant woman and a woman that is also over the age of 50. If my tampons are missing, I don't care how much guilt they have they better not bring them back because I don't want to know what they did with them. (Sorry, it tickled me when I saw they brought three of them back. My warped mind immediately jumped to a running joke in our family - "Can I borrow your handkerchief?" "No, I don't want it back after you've used it.")

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We actually had a woman here who emailed people with "bless you" emails whenever she heard you sneeze. The poor girl up the hall from her who had allergies was SO close to going postal on her. When she finally left, and believe me there was a lot of pressure from all fronts to get her to leave (they even took her email privileges away), upon checking her email I'd say at least 80% were personal and the rest were bless you's.


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Wow, that would get annoying!

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