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LOL - Sparky

In fear of derailing yet another thread . . .

No, she wouldn't want to ride with me anyway. She's not the outdoors, wind in your hair, camping type. With all our friends buying new Harleys the last few years, we did actually talk about it. Myself, I personally don't have much interest in traveling on a motorcycle. I like taking along my "stuff" too much. If I got another bike, it would be just for fun, short FAST trips. This would fit the bill.

This Hayabusa is currently the fastest production bike available. Not that I would ever use all of it, but it would be fun knowing it was there. I used the argument that it was only 1/2 the price of a new Harley . . . still nuttin'.

I heard a story of a kid on one of these that was clocked by a police helicopter at 260mph. Eventually, he had to stop and he was caught. In court they argued that the radar was wrong and had a statement from Suzuki that even with the all the racing options, this stock bike will barely get over 200 (pfft). But, they lost anyway and he was fined for the 260mph . . . and he was the Sheriff's son.





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I can't get totally flamed-out, pist off without crying.  I hate it.  It's embarrassing. 


I'm exactly the same way! It used to work at a job where clients used to make me mad on a regular basis, and I would keep my cool throughout the entire phone call, but then as soon as I got off the phone, I couldn't stop bawling. I was actually denied a raise because of that.

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I can't mix my foods when I eat.

If I go to McDonalds and get a burger, fries and a peice of pie I have to eat all my fries, then my burger, then the pie. No eating a little of each as I go.

I'm trying to get better at this one, but I've been doing it for as long as I can remember.

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I can't remember to turn the system from MANUAL to AUTOMATIC when I finish talking

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Lady Strange wrote: "Flamed - out"  ? Yeah...white hot rage so unstable that it could blow out at any time.  Fortunately I don't get that mad that often. 
I never heard that before.  Reading "flamed-out", I pictured someone dressing like Gary Glitter or Liberace.  Seriously...

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I cannot ice skate or roller skate either. It doesn't bug me that much, I have no real desire to do these anyhow. My feet have to be on the ground.

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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

I can't mix my foods when I eat. If I go to McDonalds and get a burger, fries and a peice of pie I have to eat all my fries, then my burger, then the pie. No eating a little of each as I go. I'm trying to get better at this one, but I've been doing it for as long as I can remember.
Cassaroles must be hell for you.

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lol. Yes, torture, pure torture.

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Riggs we have to have a penalty jar. maybe the same one for the spare change ad funds. Each time we crash the station, at least when its our fault, and not the cable company, $1 goes into the jar. HOLY MOLY YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO PUT GAS IN YOUR CAR THEN!!!!

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my cousin j the complete opposite when it comes to eating. For as long as I remember, she eats in a circle. A bite of this at 12 o'clock, a bite of this at 3, 6,9 oclock. back to 12. repeat. I don't think she could ever eat another way.

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Don't kid yourself, Dave.  You just being you always makes me feel better. 


 



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JR my step daughter eats the same way.


I can skate, do sports, kinda whistle and cook.


Hmmm, I can't pick a good man- azzhole magnet since day 1!


I can't sew a straight line for very long.


I cannot remember directions very well. No matter how many times I have been somewhere, I always feel panicked whenever I have to return to certain places.



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What Dave?

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i can't read a map. and if you are giving me directions you better give me landmarks too or you may never see me again.

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I can't give directions. I have been told this by many people.

At best I may get you within a 2 mile radius of where you were looking for.

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oh yes i forgot i can't give directions either. so if i become lost i better pray that they can find me by gps on my cell or something.

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I can't guess peoples ages.

I always guess way older than they are and offend them.

Now I just subtract 10 from whatever my guess is. I still usually offend them

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I can't type a decent message using a cellphone keypad. It takes me forever.

I see people flying on those things all the time. They could write a book in the time it would take me to respond "yes" or "no" to a text message I received.

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I can't breath under water.

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i can't look at peoples letters that they are asking an opinion about without noticing and usually pointing out the spelling errors. this is only on work things-not on here.

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Have you REALLY tried? If not, how can you be sure?

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Hmm....I'll be right back (I think).



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Come on Spark, YOU KNOW you're curious now!

Go fill the bathtub.

We'll wait here for the results....

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Uh oh.

It's been almost five minutes.

I sure hope Allycat knows CPR

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AC's at work.


It's a good thing I practiced on the cat first.



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In that case, I hope YOU know CPR!

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I can't do CPR.


 



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