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The Chosen Woo

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RE: Things I Can't Do Thread


i am CPR trained.

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Quick! Save Sparky's Cat!!!

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Then would you please come blow on my cat!

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So, Erica....the whole nose blowing thing? Just because its gross or it just won't blow?

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It's probably too late by now Sparky.

You better put the cat out on the driveway and tell Ally she musta run over it when she came home.

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in any case i am not familiar with your cat and that may be pretty uh let's go with "weird" to blow on your cat!

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Oooh, bad subject! a few years ago we got into the car and AC backed out of the driveway and there was a baby kitty lying there, I honestly thought I was going to have to call the hospital and bring AC to mental ward.

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OH NOOOOOOOOO!

I can imagine! She must have felt sooooooooooooooo bad!

I was just saying the other day there was a Labor Day weekend about five years ago that I spent in LaCrosse. I had a great weekend and was heading home. As I pulled out of the park a squirrel ran out in front of me and I ran over him. I actually pulled over to see if I could help him but it was too late.

The entire two hour ride home I was completely depressed. If I had hit a cat or dog it would probably take me weeks to get over it.

Now I feel bad for even joking about your cat.

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woo_hoo22 wrote:


in any case i am not familiar with your cat and that may be pretty uh let's go with "weird" to blow on your cat!


It's even weirder that its actually AC's cat!



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It's ok Riggs, she is over it by now.


Now the Albino squirrel I ran over is another story, I even stopped the car and it ran back towards the curb. When I started going again it ran directly under the car and it was the end for the poor little guy. I had to drive 250 miles in silence because she wouldn't talk to me.



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i hit a bird the other day, teared up for about 20 mins :( i would be a mess if i hit anything bigger

-- Edited by Erica at 21:59, 2006-07-05

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At least it's a quick death. That's what I kept telling myself on my long ride home.

I just get so stupid when something like that happens.

It was a beautiful morning and I'm thinking the poor squirrel was out and about, happy as can be, collecting acorns, etc.

After I KILLED him his kids were sitting there thinking "when's daddy coming home with supper".

I ORPHANED A FAMILY OF SQUIRRELS!

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I hate that when that happens! I  wonder what the last thing to go thru his mind was?

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"He does SEE ME, right?"

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And from what I am to understand, when squirells mate they mate for life. So there is some poor widowed squirrel out there.

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I bet there's still a squirrel in LaCrosse keeping an eye out for a Purple 96 Pontiac Sunbird, just waiting for his or her chance to exact their revenge on the creep that killed their loved one.

Thank goodness I traded in my car!

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JR, u drive like a maniac...that may be the problem...should start calling u jeff gordon!

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Pee standing up. well without it running down my leg.

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I cannot talk to the animals.


I cannot walk with the animals.



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i can't look at peoples letters that they are asking an opinion about without noticing and usually pointing out the spelling errors. this is only on work things-not on here.

I'm bad like that too.  Especially when people misspell rock stars' names.

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Oh the spelling thing is mine too! I hate misspelled words, but I hate  even more that they stick out like a sore thumb and distracts me from reading the actual paper.

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Oh and the bird thing- I love to hit birds!

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The cat thing- one night I was out looking for Zach's dad- he was out drunk somewhere. I hit a cat that night and I was mad at him for a week too!

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I cannot play sheepshead. It seems like too much effort to be any fun. I like games like Uno or Texas Hold 'em. easier stuff.

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I can't hulahoop

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I can't juggle.

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I can't chew gum without chewing it for so long that my jaw hurts and/or I bite the inside of my cheek. I don't seem to have any common sense when it comes to that.

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I can't have a bite of Little A's cookie, little turkey said no and laughed... SHe then put it up to my mouth to give me a bite and pulled it away as soon as I opened for it.....hhhhmmmm I wonder who taught her that.



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HA HA!

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I can't get motivated to clean my room...ever.

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