You outlasted me. So now you leave extra early. What are you gonna watch?

When a stranger calls huh, that sounds scary is it?

It's a remake of the original, so it probably won't be very good. Remakes almost never are.

But if I get scared I'll come back on the forum.

Ally, I'd be more than happy to have you come watch the movie with me. I'd even fire up the popcorn machine for you.

But by the time you got here it would be light out and scary movies aren't scary if it's light out.

It's 11 PM, I'm alone in my darkened apartment, do you really think there will be any pants involved?

Pants are for socializing, boxers are for comfort

Not even my black dress socks that I like to wear with my white tennis shoes?

I thought they were stylish.

lol, I know, it's scary isn't it? You can find it all the time in summer around here, expecially with the old guys.

I don't wear shorts much because my legs are BRIGHT WHITE because I don't wear shorts much (catch-22).

But when I do I usually push my grey or white sox down into a pile so they're barely above the shoe because I hate the way it looks when you got socks halfway up to your knee with shorts on.

Like I said though, it doesn't matter because I don't wear them much. If I wear shorts on a bright sunny day my legs look like oversized glow sticks. It's just plain scary.

See, that's why he has you! To teach him those does and dont's!

Hey, before I go watch my movie, I think Sparky will be pretty disappointed in the morning if we don't have a thread that discusses him coming into some sort of harm

What can we do to the poor guy tonight?

Well, the past couple nights it's worked like this.

We talk innocently about something totally non-sparky related.

Then it seques into sparky.

From there it is determined sparky needs to be punished.

I usually recommend a pretty severe punishment.

You usually push it past the point of reasonability (like last night when my butt whoopin' stick wasn't good enough, you wanted to add nails).

Then the next morning sparky digs for the thread that he just knows is gonna be there and posts his own "HOW DARE YOU!" thread.

I mean, it's practically a tradition now.

I can't bear the thought of him searching and searching tomorrow and not being able to find something.

He might think we don't care anymore.

hey when I posted them new orleans pics a year ago, I got yelled at for having ankle-high white socks on beneath my sandals! the only reason I did that was that I had a blister the size of a nickle on my foot from walking around new orleans all day the day before!

I had no idea that that was a taboo thing, I thought nothing of it at all until I got called out on it! Its the norm up here!

what's up with that!?!?

for no reason? Just to be mean?

I got the wax!

lets make it purple wax, so he looks dorky too...

 do you want to be this guy???