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Jeremy Riggs


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Sparky,

I've been thinking of getting a Russian Mail-Order bride. They're really hot and they don't speak a lick of English so if they're on me to clean up after myself or take the trash out I'd never know it.

If I go ahead and follow through on this plan you can Stalk her!

You don't want to stalk my landlady. I think she'd like it too much!

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Russian Mail order??

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Jeremy Riggs


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Sure! They try to speak English, but they're no good at it. Look....


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I am smart , seriosus and beautiful girl. I am from Russia, from St.Petersburg. I was married. I am free now. I am my san. Him is six. I like to travel, to read, to go in cinema, to listen musik. I


Cute isn't it? I'm sure I can teach her the phrase "Here's your Chicken Pot Pie Jeremy" and "would you like your feet rubbed Jeremy?"

That's all I need

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Me thinks you should go for eet! Especially for the chicken pot pie foot rub!

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Jeremy Riggs


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lol.

It's fun to be single and able to talk like this without fear of retribution

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We can talk that way too . . . we just can't be serious about it.



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Yeah, the most I ever get is a tube of foot cream and a pot pie box thrown at me.

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Jeremy Riggs


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Really? You don't get couch time for talking like that Web? You're a lucky man!



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Oh NO! Fedex just showed up with a special delivery from Russia. My bride is in. There must have been some kind of screw up...



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Hey its all good as long as she shares that samich with you!

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Jeremy Riggs


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Yeah, I mean, I guess. As long as she still can make my pot pies and rub my feet without her arthiritis acting up. I guess it's all good.

It IS a little disappointing though, since this is what I ordered...



I just read the packing slip though and it says "Contents may settle during shipment". I guess that explains it

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Ummm.....maybe you ought to check when the package was shipped too.



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Jeremy Riggs


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It's a hard life living in Russia. I think the women just age a lot faster. I won't lie to you though, it is a disappointment.

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I guess if I was all hunched over in a crate like that smelling the air that my.....

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hmm.....was she still in the boots tho....

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Jeremy Riggs


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Yes, but they were orthopedic ones now

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I guess you'll be doing the foot massages from now on.

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Well this hasn't worked out well at all.

Sparky, would you like to buy a Russian Bride? I know you have Allycat, but Mila can do some of the household chores so Ally has more time to bring you beer and such.

I'll sell her to you for half what I paid.

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How many teeth does she have? Has she had her shots?

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Well, I count, three, four, looks like five teeth. But I can't guarantee they'll all make it to South Dakota. They don't look very healthy.

She must have had her shots because she's got hundreds of little needle holes up and down each arm. That's odd hey?

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Ehh, the less teeth the better, not as high maintenance that way.

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Expecially if you're gonna have her brushing with 'roid creme.

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OMG THOSE BOOTS ROCK! I wish I could wear those!




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is hshe just slightly scary looking or is it just me?

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I don't find her scary at all! NOT ONE BIT!

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she looks like she could bite or pull out a whip at any moment. oh never mind YOU must like that kind of thing.

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